zevthepaparazzo 97 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) We had the ARTPOP Blowjobs, #LadyGagaIsMissing, the foiled Soccer Mom project, Stupid love pesos, and Shallowbucks, but what will the plan be for Mayhem??? MONSTERS, BRAINSTORM!!!!! Edited February 14 by zevthepaparazzo ✨ 𝓲 𝓪 𝓶 𝓼 𝓸 𝓯 𝓪 𝓫 ✨ 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ew from Judas 1,010 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 I think we should hire street magicians and make them say the spell from abracadabra whenever they perform. if not that I know a guy who knows some male strippers and a wanted arsonist. Ew 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
princedeeblebleble 1,064 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Satanic rituals? Riots on the streets? Overthrowing the government like ahe did with mother goat? Haha 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zevthepaparazzo 97 Posted February 14 Author Share Posted February 14 25 minutes ago, princedeeblebleble said: Satanic rituals? Hear me out. We go on twitter and pretend to be M*GA moms and whine about Abracadabra and implore other people to listen to it themselves so they can confirm it!!! ✨ 𝓲 𝓪 𝓶 𝓼 𝓸 𝓯 𝓪 𝓫 ✨ 1 5 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOLANTIS 16,356 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 3 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said: Hear me out. We go on twitter and pretend to be M*GA moms and whine about Abracadabra and implore other people to listen to it themselves so they can confirm it!!! Sister.. I think given the current political climate, we might have to become.. "incel bros". I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hELXIG 42,225 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 (edited) 33 minutes ago, VOLANTIS said: Sister.. I think given the current political climate, we might have to become.. "incel bros". The thing is they would actually end up secretly liking it and streaming it in private claiming they hate women, but every night sneaking into the basement in the dark moonlight to guiltily type "abracadabra lady gaga" into a private browser with their cheeto dust fingers, donning their earwax encrusted airpods and spilling mountain dew all down their front Edited February 14 by hELXIG I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarstruckIllusion 52,149 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 That vid made you feel nostalgic and hungry too huh? Idk… Mayhem is just effortlessly slaying, ever since DWAS gagged, so I think most of the fanbase is happy with just going traditional promo - but god it would be great if we popped off again… Well… I got nothing I hope twitter cooks again bc all the funniest things happened from there Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy 11,083 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Grandma hears abracadabra and wakes up from a coma!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy 11,083 Posted February 14 Share Posted February 14 Grandma hears disease and falls *into* a coma then back out again bc she was wrong and it’s a hit! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VOLANTIS 16,356 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 15 hours ago, hELXIG said: The thing is they would actually end up secretly liking it and streaming it in private claiming they hate women, but every night sneaking into the basement in the dark moonlight to guiltily type "abracadabra lady gaga" into a private browser with their cheeto dust fingers, donning their earwax encrusted airpods and spilling mountain dew all down their front A stream is a stream let's put every lonely mom's basement on FULL BLASTacadabra I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roughhouse Dandy 10,116 Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 (edited) Violent protests against tyrannical government wearing our c*ntiest MAYHEM inspired gear ✨ Time to emphasize the punk in kindness punk. Edited February 15 by Roughhouse Dandy This is my Hannah Montana™️ lipgloss. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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