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Unhinged Promo for Mayhem


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We had the ARTPOP Blowjobs, #LadyGagaIsMissing, the foiled Soccer Mom project, Stupid love pesos, and Shallowbucks, but what will the plan be for Mayhem???

MONSTERS, BRAINSTORM!!!!!

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The Ew from Judas

I think we should hire street magicians and make them say the spell from abracadabra whenever they perform.

if not that I know a guy who knows some male strippers and a wanted arsonist.

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princedeeblebleble

Satanic rituals? Riots on the streets? Overthrowing the government like ahe did with mother goat? Haha 

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25 minutes ago, princedeeblebleble said:

Satanic rituals?

Hear me out.

We go on twitter and pretend to be M*GA moms and whine about Abracadabra and implore other people to listen to it themselves so they can confirm it!!!

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VOLANTIS
3 hours ago, zevthepaparazzo said:

Hear me out.

We go on twitter and pretend to be M*GA moms and whine about Abracadabra and implore other people to listen to it themselves so they can confirm it!!!

Sister.. I think given the current political climate, we might have to become.. "incel bros". :cheeky:

I'll lift you 3 inches off the ground and drag you to a meter and a half
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hELXIG
33 minutes ago, VOLANTIS said:

Sister.. I think given the current political climate, we might have to become.. "incel bros". :cheeky:

The thing is they would actually end up secretly liking it and streaming it in private :laughga:  claiming they hate women, but every night sneaking into the basement in the dark moonlight to guiltily type "abracadabra lady gaga" into a private browser with their cheeto dust fingers, donning their earwax encrusted airpods and spilling mountain dew all down their front

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I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin.
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StarstruckIllusion

That vid made you feel nostalgic and hungry too huh? 

Idk… Mayhem is just effortlessly slaying, ever since DWAS gagged, so I think most of the fanbase is happy with just going traditional promo - but god it would be great if we popped off again…

Well… I got nothing :/ I hope twitter cooks again bc all the funniest things happened from there :messga:

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Ziggy

Grandma hears disease and falls *into* a coma then back out again bc she was wrong and it’s a hit!

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