Apple Martin, Daughter Of Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow Slammed For Rude Behavior

[Guillaume Hamon 6,737]

4 minutes ago, Oriane said:

I saw a few posts about the ball on my timeline and realized these people live in a universe of their own. They refer to a guy as the contender to the throne of France. There's still the whole nobility hierarchy among them even though it has no weight legally and nobles technically don't exist. That's hilarious.

I can't believe this old french elite "ball to make sure our kids dates other rich kids" thing went overseas...

And I bet it's as dissed there as it is here. 

[CautiousLurker 19,647]

1 hour ago, RAMROD said:

Count Leo Cosima Henckel von Donnersmarck

I'm unhappy to report that the name is the most interesting part about him 

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i.e. he's not hot 

 

[Killa 18,051]

Is She

Applettini???? 

Who thought that Was a good idea for a name

[Levine 23,754]

Well the girl's face at the end doesn't look like she was having fun and I read this Apple girl was kicked out of the school for bullying?

[Addison Rae 17,211]

it’s crazy to me that someone as nice and chill as chris martin would have a daughter like this 

[RebeldeFaith 5,565]

The heir of Goop is named Apple? That seems so fitting. 

[Bronco 15,181]

The real news story here is that she's ****ing 20. 

Man i'm old

[Zedd 6,409]

Is there some dictionary with normal names? I think once you become a celebrity they should get one delivered to you. 

Audio Science Clayton (when will Video get born?)

Stormi and Aire (who's next? Waterie? Rainie? Poopie? Shitey?)

Daisy Dove Bloom (Daisy ok, but Dove? What is she, a f-ing soap bar?)

X Æ A-12 (will they get her a Nokia 3310 brother?)

 

 

[Controversiaga 12,340]

APPLE???????????????????

[Decodekid 29,074]

When I read the article I thought she had pushed the girl aggressively or something. My girl literally just appeared drunk and pose two seconds can we chill 

[onionring 547]

8 hours ago, CautiousLurker said:

I'm unhappy to report that the name is the most interesting part about him 

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i.e. he's not hot 

 

Meh.. would still sit.

[VTV 13,082]

what can we expect from "The Express"

[Nite 5,772]

9 hours ago, Levine said:

Well the girl's face at the end doesn't look like she was having fun and I read this Apple girl was kicked out of the school for bullying?

Yeah I read they're using this non-story to cover up the story of how she bullied a girl so bad she got expelled 

Time flies, I remember everyone talking about her name when she was born. Didn't even realize she was already 20

[vanna shintuyu 11,311]

I can't believe she's already 20. I remember the media outrage when it was revealed that they named her Apple Martini when she was born.

I also can't believe Debutante Balls are still a thing. That's such a wildly antiquated idea, and it honestly weirds me out that there are still uber rich and affluent people participating in this, but I can't say I'm surprised.

[LateToCult 41,041]

12 hours ago, gumzy3000 said:

I'm too poor to understand any of this 

Rich people debuting fresh coochie to other rich people.