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Create Gaga’s Opening Monologue if she did SNL


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If Gaga was to host and appear on SNL, what would you think her monologue would be? What topics in her current life would she integrate into her monologue; will she shade anyone? Will she shade herself? Let’s be creative and discuss sistrenz

But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense
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In no particular order, her talking points:

-Disco stick

- her flying dress

- Perez Hilton

- Her penis

- Madonna 

- ARTPOP 

- Joanne World Tour 

- Covid-19

- JK Rowling 

- Joker 2 

- Fermented Arnica 

- Enigma Wig 

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“Thank you! Thank you so much! Wow, hosting Saturday Night Live—what an honor. I mean, this stage has been home to so many legends: Eddie Murphy, Gilda Radner, and maybe Elon Musk? Look, there can be 100 people in the room and all you need is 1 to believe in you and that won’t be Elon Musk.

But let’s get into it. Yes, I’m here, fresh off my role as Harley Quinn in Joker: Folie à Deux. And, uh… let’s talk abou the elephant in the room. I poured my heart and soul into that movie. I danced, I sang, I cried, I even kissed Joaquin Phoenix—which, let me tell you, feels like something they should give out vaccines for afterward. And what did we get? A box office DISEASE.

 

But in the cultural sense, I just speak in future tense
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