Sputnik Musik Reviews 143; Vapid And Delirious In All The Wrong Places,

[southpaw773 2,815]

[buzzkill 5,045]

Its an user review not a staff one, so it doesnt count for mc right?

Edited September 20, 2024 by buzzkill

[Killa 16,414]

God this Will be the greatest flop fiasco ever. After this era Katy Will be Just Bones eaten by the industry and public

[butthole 9,958]

7 minutes ago, Killa said:

God this Will be the greatest flop fiasco ever. After this era Katy Will be Just Bones eaten by the industry and public

[MACATL 1,118]

2 hours ago, PEZ said:

now girl c'mon

In all honesty, I’ve always enjoyed Katy’s vocals.  She’s a true stylist and has a nice tone.  It stood out to me the first time I heard “I kissed a girl” on the radio.  Now live, she can be hit or miss.  

[HausOfAntonio 7,995]

Its what she deserves + hope she doesn’t get a single good review. 

[Killa 16,414]

5 minutes ago, MACATL said:

In all honesty, I’ve always enjoyed Katy’s vocals.  She’s a true stylist and has a nice tone.  It stood out to me the first time I heard “I kissed a girl” on the radio.  Now live, she can be hit or miss.  

She Is a serial squeezer, girl sings like Shes doing a Number 2. But... I Also think She naturally has a good voice and that It works very well with her songs. She actually sings in a very straight forward way, besides some stylish preferences how She enunciates words, etc but her voice Is instantly recognizeable. Its very nostalgic tò listen tò her, not Just her music, theres a strong presence there.

The problem Is more that tone like you're so gay. Theres this over twang, Stuck sound with this strange accent that She does too often that can be so annoying. 

In lifetimes my First thought was, damn the girl sounds tired and they didnt even were able tò cover It up. Its both lack ok passion and vocal abuse, in my opinion 

[SpiritBunny 3,480]

Even if these songs were released 10 years ago it would still flop. It is bad pop music. End of.

[OliviaRodrigoStan 4,667]

I just checked the album, and the review is honestly accurate. The album is boring, and the only good song is "Wonder". 

It's a really good song, even the lyrics are good, and it has that vibe that made her Teenage Dream songs endearing. It is also the only song that feels personal in the entire record. 

She legitimately should've dropped Luke, it didn't even help her musically, at all. 

[ALGAYDO 30,828]

1 hour ago, OliviaRodrigoStan said:

I just checked the album, and the review is honestly accurate. The album is boring, and the only good song is "Wonder". 

It's a really good song, even the lyrics are good, and it has that vibe that made her Teenage Dream songs endearing. It is also the only song that feels personal in the entire record. 

She legitimately should've dropped Luke, it didn't even help her musically, at all. 

The fact that the only song Rapist Luke didn’t touch just so happens to be the best song on the album… Katy really effed up and found out this time around lol 

[A Very Gaga Holida 22,227]

5 hours ago, PEZ said:

now girl c'mon

They’re right, Katy’s voice gave her a career, no matter what you think of it, just like Rihanna’s

[juicyjuicy 1,932]

“a glass of water on a scorching day: it's something, but it fails to quench your thirst.” 🤣

[RickMonster98 7,399]

"its anachronistic sound and lyrics serve as a catalyst for a descent into obscurity"

[GagaGame 3,359]

Oh it's bad for Katheryn...

[Ladle Ghoulash 17,328]

7 hours ago, A Very Gaga Holida said:

They’re right, Katy’s voice gave her a career, no matter what you think of it, just like Rihanna’s

She’s fine in the studio, but live? Whew…