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DrKindnessKunt1999

Her team REALLY ****ed her over when choosing the singles. 

Woman’s World (1/10):  It gets a point because it feels like it inspired the beat for *Stupid Love*, but honestly, this should’ve stayed in the vault. It adds nothing to the album.
  
Gimme Gimme (5/10): It’s not groundbreaking, but it’s listenable. There’s enough here that I could see myself coming back to it. Edit: Nevermind, I relistened and the “centipede” lyric is cringy. I’ll probably listen to it if I don’t pay attention to the lyrics. 

Gorgeous (4/10): I expected so much more. Maybe it’s a grower? I would have not minded that it was an Unholy 2.0 if it had more interesting production choices. The snippet is better than the whole song. 

I’m His, He’s Mine (2/10): It’s so bland. Dr. Puke really can’t handle samples anymore, and this Doechii feature was such a wasted opportunity. It had potential, but it falls flat.

Crush (5/10): A bland bop is the best way to describe it. It sounds like a leftover Kim Petras track, but I wouldn’t skip it if it came on.

Lifetimes (3/10): Why was this even chosen as a single? It’s generic and sounds like something anyone could’ve recorded back in 2020. Forgettable.

All the Love (6.5/10) THIS should have been a single! The intro is cute, though I wish it was longer. It’s not a masterpiece, but I’d definitely listen to it again. Feels like a Teenage Dream demo.

Nirvana (5.5/10) I was expecting more from this one. It’s underproduced—actually, the whole album is. With a little more work, this could’ve been a standout track.

Artificial (3/10) There are moments where the production shows potential, but it never feels like a complete song. It’s like an extended fan-made snippet, and not in a good way.

Truth (3.5/10): This track is stuck in 2016. The lyrics aren’t terrible, and there are a few interesting production choices, but it doesn’t do enough to feel fresh.

Wonder (9/10): Finally, a song that shines! This should’ve been the lead single. It’s cute, catchy, and the only track I see myself coming back to regularly. If this had been the standalone single, the era would have gone so differently. Whoever produced this should’ve done the entire album instead of Dr. Puke!

Overall thoughts: It feels like a collection of lukewarm demos stitched together to form an album. The potential is there, but poor production choices and a lack of cohesive direction let it all fall apart. The good thing about this album is that’s going to show future pop girlies that working with Dr. Puke is NOT WORTH IT!

Wonder, All the Love, Crush, and Gimme Gimme or Nirvana could have been better single choices. 

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HelloHangoverz

I'm listening to her Zane interview now....."I'm so excited for all future chapters, I don't think I ever really stick to one genre".....I'm sorry, what? You could put all Katy Perry songs apart from OOTB songs into a bag, pull 12 out and form an album that sounds sonically cohesive. 

 

my head is filled with broken mirrors, so many I can't look away
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nATAH

does she just want to fulfill a contract? what's the point of this record? it's added absolutely nothing to her discography and music as a whole... which is more sad than anything...

mother, what must i do?
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VTV

Nirvana and Artificial def the standout tracks!

Its a shame it was produced by a certain someone. Guilty pleasure it is.

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VTV
5 minutes ago, ARTPOP said:

Hahaha who did this? :ladyhaha:
 

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whats a circuling? 
whats a #WitchHunt.webp :rip:
what fake link? :icant:

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Plastic Flower
15 minutes ago, ARTPOP said:

Hahaha who did this? :ladyhaha:
 

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Funny how women are only relevant to the conversation when they try to defend Katy. 

Drop it
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LadyEnigma
1 hour ago, robotvoiceinalice said:

gonna listen (il)legally 

what I did and babes I already deleted ts :billie:

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Teletubby

will it sell more than Smile?
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Alvitr

She really said one (album) for free this time. It’s in the title, it’s cheap and cheap has no quality:ladyhaha:

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Darcklighter22

Crush 

All The Love

Nirvana 

Wonder 

Those should of been the singles, not in any particular order but might of saved the era before it crashed and burned. 

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