Scri 990 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 CrowdStrike, the cybersecurity firm that crashed millions of computers with a botched update all over the world last week, is offering its partners a $10 Uber Eats gift card as an apology. Source: techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nite 5,913 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 Tbf, Crowdstrike had it in their ToS that it shouldn't be used for important systems like aircraft or communication systems We just collectively don't read anyone's ToS THE OFFERINGS AND CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE NOT FAULT-TOLERANT AND ARE NOT DESIGNED OR INTENDED FOR USE IN ANY HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE OR OPERATION. NEITHER THE OFFERINGS NOR CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY, OR PROPERTY DAMAGE. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 127,403 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 Clownstrike So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy scheisse 22,907 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 how generous of them to cover the delivery fee, taxes, service fee, and driver tip you'll still need to spend at least 15-20 dollars of your own to use their generous gift tho! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers 30,860 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 Remember to like and subscribe, and click on the bell icon to get the latest updates Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karl 3,575 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 It's kind of scary that one system can power so many things we rely on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloHangoverz 17,452 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 3 hours ago, Nite said: Tbf, Crowdstrike had it in their ToS that it shouldn't be used for important systems like aircraft or communication systems We just collectively don't read anyone's ToS THE OFFERINGS AND CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE NOT FAULT-TOLERANT AND ARE NOT DESIGNED OR INTENDED FOR USE IN ANY HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE OR OPERATION. NEITHER THE OFFERINGS NOR CROWDSTRIKE TOOLS ARE FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION, NUCLEAR FACILITIES, COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, WEAPONS SYSTEMS, DIRECT OR INDIRECT LIFE-SUPPORT SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, OR ANY APPLICATION OR INSTALLATION WHERE FAILURE COULD RESULT IN DEATH, SEVERE PHYSICAL INJURY, OR PROPERTY DAMAGE. I don't want anything tampering with the kernel of an airplane's computer's operating system tbf Availability is not weakness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 99,108 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 What can you even get with 10 dollars on Uber eats? A can of coke and a piece of gum? If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scri 990 Posted July 25, 2024 Author Share Posted July 25, 2024 22 minutes ago, Red said: What can you even get with 10 dollars on Uber eats? A can of coke and a piece of gum? That's what I was thinking too. Besides the hilarity of giving gift cards, but 10$? I don't live in US, but afaik it's not like in most of Europe (not tourist traps, of course) where with 10€ you can buy a whole pizza and a drink (and sometimes even more)... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 99,108 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 13 minutes ago, Scri said: That's what I was thinking too. Besides the hilarity of giving gift cards, but 10$? I don't live in US, but afaik it's not like in most of Europe (not tourist traps, of course) where with 10€ you can buy a whole pizza and a drink (and sometimes even more)... Oh wow. I’m moving to Italy when my citizenship is ready If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scri 990 Posted July 25, 2024 Author Share Posted July 25, 2024 21 minutes ago, Red said: Oh wow. I’m moving to Italy when my citizenship is ready Oh wow, what part of Italy? my favorite region is Tuscany, but the whole country is amazing! And congratulations for you citizenship Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 99,108 Posted July 25, 2024 Share Posted July 25, 2024 8 minutes ago, Scri said: Oh wow, what part of Italy? my favorite region is Tuscany, but the whole country is amazing! And congratulations for you citizenship idk, I never really thought of moving for real, I want the citizenship cause with an European passport I can go basically everywhere without a visa But I wouldn’t mind moving there if that’s what’s in God’s plan for me If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scri 990 Posted July 25, 2024 Author Share Posted July 25, 2024 8 minutes ago, Red said: idk, I never really thought of moving for real, I want the citizenship cause with an European passport I can go basically everywhere without a visa But I wouldn’t mind moving there if that’s what’s in God’s plan for me I totally see why, Italian passport is like the 2nd stronger in the world (more or less, it depends on what countries are more important for the list). I also know an Albanian guy fighting at his job as hell to get the passport... I know it can be difficult, but at least Italy is not Switzerland, that one it's crazy af Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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