ARTPOPKISS 3,381 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 SOMEONE DO ANOTHER F@ggotry at its finest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabylonSaints 5,055 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 Ninja picks up the phone while drinking his 5th glass of Pinot Grigio for the day, and calls GaGa back. When she got back home after a stressful day at the chicken shop, he decides to come over, and introduce her to Fortnite. He entices her to release her 2nd single, "Pizza", on the platform exposing her new song to over 1 billion people worldwide. Little did Gaga know that it wasn't supposed to be released yet, and she starts scrambling for her Nurtec, and trying to erase Pizza off of Fortnite because it hasn't been finished yet. Bobby calls her once again, and tells her that Pizza has to be released during the witching hour on April 1, 2024 in order to ensure she sells her soul to the Illuminati overlords again, and gains worldwide notoriety for years to come. Amidst all of the chaos, a chihuahua starts clawing at her front door.. When I was young, I prayed for lightning 🎧 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chun li 2,631 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 guys this is art i am howling 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPKISS 3,381 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 1 minute ago, chun li said: guys this is art i am howling Do a paragraph don't be shy... Edited February 22 by ARTPOPKISS F@ggotry at its finest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chun li 2,631 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ARTPOPKISS said: Do a paragraph go on... I’m not as genius as you guys, I will read these paragraphs over and over who knows one day I might be able to match such poetry Edited February 22 by chun li 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzGa 14,512 Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 The chihuahua says "Mister Gaga, my name is Alejandro and I'm here to take your son Koji out on a date" Mister Gaga says "DONT call me gaga!!" and slams the door in his face She turns around to see Ninja is filming her with his iPhone 11 Pro, the same one the Stupid Love video was filmed on. "GOTCHA!" shouts Ninja. "Now I can edit this footage with AI to make it look like you stole that chihuahua and leake it on my Twitch!!!" Turns out Ninja was working with Gaga's dognappers, who wanted revenge!! At this point Mister Gaga had no other choice... I've taken a few dips in the lady pond 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabylonSaints 5,055 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 (edited) Mister Gaga picked up her mirror, and decided she would play the Legend of Bloody Mary game. She said "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror, and ended up becoming Bloody Mary. She eerily told Ninja that if he wanted to scare her with AI, he would have to first be in her new, long-awaited music video for Bloody Mary. Ninja screamed, and tried to leave her house, but Gaga then held up her giant demon crucifix once more, and said "YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE, NINJA, AND HE NEVER WILL BE". After that, he reluctantly agreed to be in the music video that became her most viewed video of all time. It was then that they both noticed that Beyoncé was at the door... Edited February 24 by BabylonChristmas When I was young, I prayed for lightning 🎧 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPKISS 3,381 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 (edited) "You've been a very bad girl gaga, beyonce said a "very very bad girl " Beyonce was back to seek revenge after gaga killed her and left her in the trunk on highway 10. Without warning she suddenly pulled out the knife gaga put under the hood and lunged at her however due to her not taking her nurtec daily she missed and hit ninja instead killing him instantly Annoyed beyoncè said fine I'll put in my basement with @Rat Boy instead But gaga wasn't going down without a fight she pulled out her laptop and started leaking beyoncès country album Beyoncè tried to stop her but it was too late it was done the whole album was on GGD Suddenly Darla appeared... Edited February 24 by ARTPOPKISS F@ggotry at its finest 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPKISS 3,381 Posted February 24 Share Posted February 24 @Rat Boy do one of or ill tell gaga u escaped the kitchen F@ggotry at its finest 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARTPOPKISS 3,381 Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Can we finish the story pls  F@ggotry at its finest 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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