Contrapoints 6,146 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I just met up with my therapist/bath salt dealer/fortune teller and after I let her spit in my face as payment and she called me a cheap budget version of Cher's twitter account but less funny, I asked her when LG7 was coming out, she said who tf buys LG phones these days, and after explaining I was talking about Gaga's next album she said the Album would only come out after Gaga gives birth this December. I was so shook I started babbling the lyrics to Babylon (Haus Labs Edit Instrumental). Once I recovered I asked her for more details. She said no. I said I'll buy one of her dream catchers she definitely handmade and didn't bulk purchase from Alibaba. She agrees and looks into her magic crystal ball (a 1993 MacBook Air) and tells me that Gaga will become pregnant around mid-March, will find out late April (when the album was supposed to come out) and then cancel all her promo plans for the rest of the year, but would become inspired to rerecord all the songs she had prepared for Uranium 238 In My Gallbladder (the OG working title) and turn them all into Nursery rhyme lullabies ready for when Googoo (the baby) comes out. Also that she'd become pregnant again right after in Jan 2025 with quadruplets (Ge, Gi, Gu and Gx) and that she'd officially retire after that and never release another album/concert/song ever again and dedicate herself completely for the next 40 years to promoting her baby skincare line under Haus Labs. Also she said she worked for Netflix as an intern in summer 2013 so u guys know that means she's reliable (even though she still hasn't paid me back for the car loan, that stupid b****). Discuss. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stef 61,491 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 these threads get boring quickly but at least it keeps the site active Signature loading… 👹🖤 2 14 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RAMROD 104,620 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Travk 3 lyrics snippets Nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone His old man came rolling home Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head Into my childhood, they're spoon-fed Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real Look at the pages that cause all this evil Nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 71,301 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 There once was a little monster, There once was a little monster, There once was a little monster and they melt down each day! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimecia 6,025 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Now that's a rumor I can get behind! Time. It will not wait, no matter how hard you hold on... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlepotter 74,538 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 haha chaeri pls 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starmie25 13,618 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 (edited) Edited February 13 by Starmie25 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylon Dynasty 1,794 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Gaga release something asap please Strike a pose ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babylon Dynasty 1,794 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 4 minutes ago, Starmie25 said: I love these renditions <3 Strike a pose ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍💖 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aglaya 8,025 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Nursery Rhyme smashed NOT Gaga could mean anything Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorehound 3,680 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I'm fine, Ta Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister G 10,058 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tylerjs 5,503 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 I was gonna be mean but you’re lucky im a kindness punk and this is lowkey kinda campy 🇨🇺🇧🇸 monica from rhoslc kinda had a point 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco 6,383 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 28 minutes ago, RAMROD said: Travk 3 lyrics snippets Nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone His old man came rolling home Nursery rhymes are said, verses in my head Into my childhood, they're spoon-fed Hidden violence revealed, darkness that seems real Look at the pages that cause all this evil Nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone Ngl this low-key feels like a Lana moment Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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