InTheCloset 21,886 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 A pastor has been found guilty of stealing over $1 million through crypto fraud and using it to renovate his home. The pastor claims that ‘the lord instructed him’ to do so. #RaidTheCloset Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addison Rae 18,236 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 electric chapel sitting on his lap sipping diet pepsi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUtterfield 8 41,847 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 The lord also told me to eat an entire pizza hut pizza pie all by myself last night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rat Boy 43,913 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 34 minutes ago, BUtterfield 8 said: The lord also told me to eat an entire pizza hut pizza pie all by myself last night yes i read about this in the bible "****ing rat" - @Dynamite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mike 2,783 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 iconic connection with the lord Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helxig 45,629 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 I'll be myself until they fūcking close the coffin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 128,607 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 I mean.. the church steals money legally for centuries So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Baby 1,005 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 The church stealing money? what a surprise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia 5,484 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 wait, isn’t christianity a one big fundraiser for nice cars and houses for a bunch of balding old men? ...has anybody seen my disco stick? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 21,886 Posted January 25, 2024 Author Share Posted January 25, 2024 1 hour ago, Ophelia said: wait, isn’t christianity a one big fundraiser for nice cars and houses for a bunch of balding old men? Every religion. Religious leaders here in my country (the big ones) have the best luxury cars and mansions and go on world tours #RaidTheCloset Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Prince 109,926 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 The Lord needs to instruct Gaga to release LG7. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 21,886 Posted January 25, 2024 Author Share Posted January 25, 2024 4 minutes ago, Morphine Prince said: The Lord needs to instruct Gaga to release LG7. Your god is not here @Morphine Prince. Now get up and do my bangs #RaidTheCloset Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 125,733 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 That sounds about right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gagaplayer315 14,684 Posted January 25, 2024 Share Posted January 25, 2024 Would the lord lie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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