Grimes suing Elon over custody rights for Techno Mechanicus

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topic title sounds like something i would see in a fever dream

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2 hours ago, Teletubby said:

they decided they needed to give her a less serious name because “she’s all sparkly and a lot gooer troll,” Grimes said

and Exa Dark Sideræl screams sparkles and gooer troll

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5 hours ago, Teletubby said:

they are so ridiculous with the names of all their children

• X Æ A-Xii → Musk and Grimes, who conceived the child through in vitro fertilization, had planned to have a girl, but the fertilized egg that got implanted, as they were preparing to go to Burning Man in 2019, turned out to be male. Up until the day he was born, they were having trouble settling on names for a boy. They ended up with X Æ A-Xii. The X represented, Grimes said, “the unknown variable.” Æ, a ligature from Latin and Old English pronounced “ash,” was “my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Articial intelligence).” The A-Xii  was Musk’s contribution, a reference to a great-looking spy plane known as the Archangel.
they call him X

• Exa Dark Sideræl → at first they named her Sailor Mars but then changed it to Exa Dark Sideræl. that toyed to change her name to Andromeda Synthesis Story Musk.
they call her Y, or sometimes “Why?,” or just “?”—a reference to Musk’s favorite book, Douglas Adams’s “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,

• Techno Mechanicus -  they call him Tau → a circle constant equal to 2π ≈ 6.28 → June 28 is Elon's birthday

 

I feel their first son will just have people call him ash, the daughter might just go by Exa or Sidereal (although not the most normal sounding names) but damn I feel so bad for the third child for being named Techno of all things and even Tau sounds silly. 

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5 hours ago, LateToCult said:

The judge when they have to decide wether to give Megatron Decepticon Optimus Prime to the father that thinks he’s the second coming of Jesus or the mother that wants to chop off her ears to look like an elf:

i just laughed so f*cking loud oh my GOD

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5 hours ago, Teletubby said:

they are so ridiculous with the names of all their children

• X Æ A-Xii → Musk and Grimes, who conceived the child through in vitro fertilization, had planned to have a girl, but the fertilized egg that got implanted, as they were preparing to go to Burning Man in 2019, turned out to be male. Up until the day he was born, they were having trouble settling on names for a boy. They ended up with X Æ A-Xii. The X represented, Grimes said, “the unknown variable.” Æ, a ligature from Latin and Old English pronounced “ash,” was “my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Articial intelligence).” The A-Xii  was Musk’s contribution, a reference to a great-looking spy plane known as the Archangel.
they call him X

• Exa Dark Sideræl → at first they named her Sailor Mars but then changed it to Exa Dark Sideræl. that toyed to change her name to Andromeda Synthesis Story Musk.
they call her Y, or sometimes “Why?,” or just “?”—a reference to Musk’s favorite book, Douglas Adams’s “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,

• Techno Mechanicus -  they call him Tau → a circle constant equal to 2π ≈ 6.28 → June 28 is Elon's birthday

 

Thank you for the explanation, but I hate every word of this. 

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13 hours ago, TheFame Monster said:

Is she trying to get custody of an android??

I actually wouldn't put it past these two putting a brain chip in their infant so he grows up as the first' digital human' or some ****

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13 hours ago, Teletubby said:

toyed to change her name to Andromeda Synthesis Story Musk.

 

ASS Musk 

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So I'm just curious about where this fits in with her opinion that we need to praise men more and disregard patriarchy... because I 100% think Elon is going to somehow try to argue that Techno Mechanicus is somehow not her son or some insane bullshit because he was an ivf baby and so she doesn't have rights to him because she didn't carry him and she's a crazy artist, which is exactly why he loved he in the first place.

 

idk, we'll see how this trial between horrible people goes. I just really hope the children that they're probably not paying attention to have positive role models

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3 hours ago, Helxig said:

ASS Musk