COOOK 76,406 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrKindnessKunt1999 6,098 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He’s trying to break the world record of the world longest fart (2 minutes). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
InTheCloset 19,931 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Only seeing God as he cums I hope the exit is joyful and i hope never to return. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 73,831 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 filling my mouth lmao Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PartySick 160,086 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 His maid is dusting the ceiling fan and he looked up and got dust in his eyes. Now he's going to fire her for it and she won't be able to afford the new iPhone 'cause she's gonna have to go work for a c-list celebrity instead Billionaires are a cancer. Even the ones you like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He's thinking of Twinkies. Not like as in a skinny ywink but as in the desert pastry. Edit: The typos.. I'm embarrassed and ashamed 😭 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 80,745 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He’s remembering about the time he was gagged… Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonBaetens 8,678 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 getting fisted when you're lonely, I'll be lonely too / https://www.last.fm/user/SimonBaetens Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombiecat 16,674 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mother of Puppies 36,434 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He just let a fart out that was brewing in there all day THEY CALL ME LADY MOP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GagaIsMyCure 3,607 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 He's puthing it inside Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
River 116,745 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Sneezing, you can see the mucus in his nose The truth is in his mucus So sploosh your juice all over me you Riverboy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,432 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 It's 9pm on November 8, 2016 and he just realized that he accidentally voted for Trump instead of Hillary Clinton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killa 17,473 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 Just realised the thesis was on due to be presented yesterday after checking the calendar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RebeldeFaith 5,485 Posted April 22, 2023 Share Posted April 22, 2023 The first reply to the tweet is EXACTLY what I expected. The internet can't surprise me anymore. Can I vanish into a cheeseburger pizza? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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