Sam Smith and Kim Petras branded nothing special by Church of Satan

[Teletubby 145,769]

Sam Smith and Kim Petras came 'under-fire' after their 'satanic' performance of Unholy during the 65th annual Grammys at the weekend.

But The Church of Satan begs to differ, with magister David Harris saying he was underwhelmed by the singers who were 'nothing particularly special'.

Despite the hell-themed rendition branded 'evil' by American politicians Ted Cruz and Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene, the senior Church of Satan figure thought that the stereotypical imagery used by the musicians was just 'alright.'

David said that red clothing, devil horns and fire are 'kind of passe' now.

 

Whilst the politician's claims referred to The Satanic Temple - a different group - the Church Of Satan member added: 'It's sad when politicians on a national stage use someone's religion as a punchline.'

He went on to call Senator Ted Cruz, Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert 'a bunch of delicate snowflakes.' 

The magister said the Church of Satan feel Lil Nas X's 'Montero' is more in line with the philosophies of the organisation.

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[River 114,237]

Lil Nas won again, while Gloria lost, Lil Nas is Asylum and Gloria is Apocalypse

[Dojo 19,365]

can you blame them? with those corny ass horns and party city devil costume that Sam wore? 

[Kimmo 80,356]

So what were they expecting? Sam to sacrifice Kim on live TV and bring her back life?  

[Chesescake 3,948]

32 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

The magister said the Church of Satan feel Lil Nas X's 'Montero' is more in line with the philosophies of the organisation.

Cheer for whatever those philosophies they hold for

  

 

[Dennis 8,391]

This whole debate about Satan is so funny to me. The only real Satan I've seen in my life is human beings and the amount of suffering they inflict on others. Worry about that

[gothicdream 39,532]

43 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

He went on to call Senator Ted Cruz, Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert 'a bunch of delicate snowflakes.' 

[AnglerfishbraBENUS 5,734]

i mean it was a little on the nose i agree.  but i still loved it

imagine the performance was more car themed, them covered in grease, sexy denim

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[InTheCloset 18,862]

52 minutes ago, Dennis said:

This whole debate about Satan is so funny to me. The only real Satan I've seen in my life is human beings and the amount of suffering they inflict on others. Worry about that

PREACH

[InTheCloset 18,862]

I kinda feel that too. It should have been more provocative. Less blatant symbolism more in depth satanism. 

Nevertheless i love Unholy.

[HotLikeMexico 5,104]

It was such a tame performance. There was nothing controversial really. I feel like this era has been trying to hard to be controversial and it’s just been the bare minimum. 

[Wolf Boy 3,202]

A tacky gay doing a tacky performance, hardly surprising m.