The most absurd things you heard while queueing for chromatica ball?

[Jakub 195]

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[hELXIG 43,013]

The one reply so far: "I hope she brings out Tony"

Oh my god 

[River 116,744]

I'm sure that she will sing I Like It Rough this tour

[vanna shintuyu 10,761]

2 minutes ago, River said:

I'm sure that she will I Like It Rough this tour

Lyrically it fits in pretty well with the likes of Plastic Doll, Sour Candy, Fun Tonight, Monster, etc

[RAMROD 109,525]

Spoiler

 

A couple of people behind me were talking to each other. Sounds like they're close friends. One of them were embarrassed with their hook up date the night prior. He said he thought he already cleaned well, but turn out, when the date happened, the top stopped mid way, cleaned up and before he left he told this guy, "hey, you left out some collard green." and he said he checked quickly, and his fingers can feel the undigested collard green sticking out his orifice #ooooofff
 

And let me tell you that I had to collect all my might not to burst out laughing, like:

I never got to talk with them, but I hope he is alright now after such nightmare 

 

#DallasWildin

 

 

[bionic 50,107]

saw so many people arranging grindr hookups for when they made it inside

[Alfonso 1,549]

Spoiler

Well, it wasn't in the queue itself but in the bus going to the stadium. I had to stand the whole trip because there were no seats left, so I could pretty much see above everyone that was seated, and there was this guy that was close-by and checking his phone. 

I wasn't checking mine because 1) I had to hold on to keep me from falling and 2) I wanted to keep my battery full for the concert and the way back.

But anyways, I started peaking at the screens because I was obviously bored (I was also going alone) until I see the guy suddenly got a message and wasn't sure to open it, so he was jumping from app to app, but when he finally did, I couldn't help and read it as well haha. 

I obviously can't tell you exactly what it said, because I mostly forgot haha, but it was a long message that a  friend sent, where the friend was basically telling him that he/she trusted him and that since the friend itself never came for him or behaved in a unsupportive matter regarding to something he had done (a big drama apparently?) he was basically expecting him to do the same for him, as he also told him the tea..

Turns out that the friend told him that after "carefully" thinking about the situation for a while (everything this friend had done and so) the friend had finally decided to go forward -full force- with the relationship that he/she was having with this other person, which if I recall correctly was engaged to another one of their friends or inner circle (could've been family tbh). Then the friend states that it wasn't a question for permission or lectures, because the friend had already decided to try and go after that person and relationship I guess, it wasn't even set and it's the reason of the no attacks or bashing him/her). 

This guy proceeded to tell him that he "obviously understood" where he was coming from (referring to the bashing and so) and that he would "obviously" support him in that sense, and with the new relationship I guess haha

There were more things, but sadly they can't come to mind. I remember being shocked (entertained as well obviously) by the tea. 

 

[hELXIG 43,013]

I didn't get to go to the Chromatica Ball ()  and don't remember much interesting from Enigma or artRAVE... but I do remember wayyy back at the BTW ball my friend and I were bonding with this couple around our age (early 20's). While we were waiting the two of them started talking about their outfits, and the guy realised his shoes had zip-up pockets on them and I remember him saying to the girl "omg this is the perfect place to hide our drugs"    if I remember correctly he actually said "speed" which is meth so... we promptly distanced ourselves from them. I remember them later on in the crowd being wayy too ****ed up and kinda moving through the crowd a lot and shouting stupid things a lot and pissing off everyone, while my friend and I were front row on the barricade thinking 'thank god we didn't stay with them'  

[Tinnitus15 51,578]

As me and my friend have been waiting for 9-10 hours for London’s night two, I went to get some food at the stadium. Yeah I think you know, I came by the infamous "3rd floor orgy toilet". I wanted to wash my hands since I spilled a sticky drink at me friend, so I went in. And the VIEW, there was semen in one of the toilet stands, and I was just about to leave when I heard someone yelled; if you wana c*m, pretend I’m gaga, feel the atmosphere rn. And I was about to turn to see where it’s coming from, when all of a sudden one of the stands opened and who am I looking at???? Taylor Kinney leaving it with a guy, wearing only the chromatica thong. They hugged and the guy told him : "I knew the Gaga mental game will help". All of that happening right in front of me and my salad( which Sarah Tanno personally delivered it to me, during this experience)

[Lee Ng 1,490]

31 minutes ago, Tinnitus15 said:

As me and my friend have been waiting for 9-10 hours for London’s night two, I went to get some food at the stadium. Yeah I think you know, I came by the infamous "3rd floor orgy toilet". I wanted to wash my hands since I spilled a sticky drink at me friend, so I went in. And the VIEW, there was semen in one of the toilet stands, and I was just about to leave when I heard someone yelled; if you wana c*m, pretend I’m gaga, feel the atmosphere rn. And I was about to turn to see where it’s coming from, when all of a sudden one of the stands opened and who am I looking at???? Taylor Kinney leaving it with a guy, wearing only the chromatica thong. They hugged and the guy told him : "I knew the Gaga mental game will help". All of that happening right in front of me and my salad( which Richy squirrel personally delivered it to me, during this experience)

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