Trisha Paytas denies rumors that Queen will be reincarnated as her child

[Shipper 13,078]

Just now, Contrapoints said:

is it... bad that your description made me hungry for a bagel?

I mean, if you swing that way.

[Melania K Trump 6,302]

1 minute ago, Shipper said:

I mean, if you swing that way.

yes my sexual orientation is carbohydrates 

[PartySick 160,788]

8 minutes ago, Contrapoints said:

is it... bad that your description made me hungry for a bagel?

Same

[Shipper 13,078]

1 minute ago, Contrapoints said:

yes my sexual orientation is carbohydrates 

[Melania K Trump 6,302]

2 minutes ago, Shipper said:

now thats what I call bum bum bread 

looks good enough to do a little jiggle, tickle and spank it for firmness and then call its mommy a hoe cake 

[Pennywise 36,079]

1 hour ago, Contrapoints said:

so there's still a chance she could give birth by 9/11? yaaaaas melt those steel beams with those mommy milker birthing hips 

Okay that’s IT I’ll never write anything as iconic as this comment

[PartySick 160,788]

1 hour ago, Contrapoints said:

now thats what I call bum bum bread 

looks good enough to do a little jiggle, tickle and spank it for firmness and then call its mommy a hoe cake 

 

1 hour ago, PartySick said:

I f*cking hate it here

 

[badfaith 5,715]

Surprised she didn't let the lie continue though, but I'm glad she's maturing now especially with a baby on the way.

It would have been so iconic if it were true