If your child was in Gaga's child's class

[weed 71,414]

Imagine it's 10-15 years from now, you're bringing your kid to school. You're in the drop off lane and right in front of you you see Gaga getting out of her car and dropping her kid off. They're the same age, in the same class  would you tell your kid to try and be friends with them? tell your kid their classmate's mom is an icon? Just keep it to yourself and pray you interact some day? Make a thread on GGD about what you should do? 

[Benji 20,113]

I’d push my child into oncoming traffic to get Gaga to sign something for me

[nATAH 43,225]

i'd give my child my signed copy of chromatica so they can hand it to gaga's child to give to gaga so she can fix the "L" i got

[Moonlight on Water 13,773]

looks like there's an alternative to abortion with a bigger financial benefit after all

[Benji 20,113]

3 minutes ago, NATAH said:

i'd give my child my signed copy of chromatica so they can hand it to gaga's child to give to gaga so she can fix the "L" i got

Feeling privileged I got one of the early batches where I got a Lg 

[PunkTheFunk 123,735]

I would tell my kid to bully Gaga's kid. Just basic stuff like stealing their lunch, calling them names, spilling juice on their backpack. And then one morning while dropping off her kid, Gaga will get out of her car and walk up to my car to confront me. When she starts to argue, I'll just look her dead in the eye and say "ARTPOP Act II". She'll be confused and say "what?" And I'll say "Original LG5 concept. Red One." She'll be confused. I'll continue. "This is for Always Remember Us This Way. The Sour Candy music video. The BTWB tour video." She'll start to cry. I'll start laughing. The teachers escorting the kids into the school will notice what's happening and start approaching us. Gaga will start to cry even harder. And I'll bend down and look her right in the eye, and smile, and whisper "Gaga, I'm devastated."

[RAMROD 104,871]

Hmmm

I will say hello casually, and may short chat about the weather or something  I am sure she will appreciate it. She always say she is seeking for people treating her like regular people 

[weed 71,414]

after hearing "there's the Rah Rah Baby" one too many times

[Auralegends 4,970]

1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I would tell my kid to bully Gaga's kid. Just basic stuff like stealing their lunch, calling them names, spilling juice on their backpack. And then one morning while dropping off her kid, Gaga will get out of her car and walk up to my car to confront me. When she starts to argue, I'll just look her dead in the eye and say "ARTPOP Act II". She'll be confused and say "what?" And I'll say "Original LG5 concept. Red One." She'll be confused. I'll continue. "This is for Always Remember Us This Way. The Sour Candy music video. The BTWB tour video." She'll start to cry. I'll start laughing. The teachers escorting the kids into the school will notice what's happening and start approaching us. Gaga will start to cry even harder. And I'll bend down and look her right in the eye, and smile, and whisper "Gaga, I'm devastated."

Also make a fb group: "Gaga's kid you will never be famous". After 10 years the kid will rise to fame with his/her debut album "The Child's fame" and will have a huge impact on pop music.

[Night Vision 3,050]

I would be Phoebe in the Sting episode of Friends

 

[MOT 2,733]

Make friends, kid. There's extra ice cream in this for you.

[Head Empty 24,311]

1 hour ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I would tell my kid to bully Gaga's kid. Just basic stuff like stealing their lunch, calling them names, spilling juice on their backpack. And then one morning while dropping off her kid, Gaga will get out of her car and walk up to my car to confront me. When she starts to argue, I'll just look her dead in the eye and say "ARTPOP Act II". She'll be confused and say "what?" And I'll say "Original LG5 concept. Red One." She'll be confused. I'll continue. "This is for Always Remember Us This Way. The Sour Candy music video. The BTWB tour video." She'll start to cry. I'll start laughing. The teachers escorting the kids into the school will notice what's happening and start approaching us. Gaga will start to cry even harder. And I'll bend down and look her right in the eye, and smile, and whisper "Gaga, I'm devastated."

I was contemplating posting a similar idea but then I remembered I had to be kind...

 

 

 

 

... because Gaga is forcing me to

[LunaUniverse 2,939]

I would ask him or her to give me VIP access to her vault of unreleased tracks 

[nATAH 43,225]

2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I would tell my kid to bully Gaga's kid. Just basic stuff like stealing their lunch, calling them names, spilling juice on their backpack. And then one morning while dropping off her kid, Gaga will get out of her car and walk up to my car to confront me. When she starts to argue, I'll just look her dead in the eye and say "ARTPOP Act II". She'll be confused and say "what?" And I'll say "Original LG5 concept. Red One." She'll be confused. I'll continue. "This is for Always Remember Us This Way. The Sour Candy music video. The BTWB tour video." She'll start to cry. I'll start laughing. The teachers escorting the kids into the school will notice what's happening and start approaching us. Gaga will start to cry even harder. And I'll bend down and look her right in the eye, and smile, and whisper "Gaga, I'm devastated."

baby i think its time to log off

[Nite 4,976]

2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

I would tell my kid to bully Gaga's kid. Just basic stuff like stealing their lunch, calling them names, spilling juice on their backpack. And then one morning while dropping off her kid, Gaga will get out of her car and walk up to my car to confront me. When she starts to argue, I'll just look her dead in the eye and say "ARTPOP Act II". She'll be confused and say "what?" And I'll say "Original LG5 concept. Red One." She'll be confused. I'll continue. "This is for Always Remember Us This Way. The Sour Candy music video. The BTWB tour video." She'll start to cry. I'll start laughing. The teachers escorting the kids into the school will notice what's happening and start approaching us. Gaga will start to cry even harder. And I'll bend down and look her right in the eye, and smile, and whisper "Gaga, I'm devastated."

Wattpad-level tbh