WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

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Just now, alsemanche said:

idk why this is sending me 

i was literally crying yesterday while reading y'all speeches. 

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1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #9

GWEN STEFANI

@Franch Toast

Howdy, y’all. I just arrived by tractor from my Oklahoma ranch. Do you like my fringe and boots? Blakey bought them for me as a wedding present. 

I came here tonight because: 

 

I heard that Sia was talking sh*t (about my cowboy and me)

And she didn’t think that I would hear it 

People heard her talking like that

Getting everybody fired up

So I was ready to attack, I led the pack 

I got a touchdown, I took her out….

 

Both of us wanted to be the winner

But there could only be one

So I fought, I gave it my all

I made her fall, I socked it to her

That’s right, I’m the last one standing

And another one bites the dust

Say, does anyone have any bananas? 

Turning pain and traumatic experiences in to art i see

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1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

i was literally crying yesterday while reading y'all speeches. 

Read your dms. 

[A MESS 3,938]

looks like we're gonna stay at Sia's for a long night

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SUSPECT #10

ADELE

@Anderson123

Hello, it's me. I was been wondering if after all these years you'd like to hear my new music coming soon in Septembah. Oh wait it's already Septembah, maybe the next one in 2022. Y'all amazing for being here today to play this little game. My story with Sia is that we wrote a song together for my last album the Grammy Award Album of the Year winner "25", we wrote Alive and Bird Set Free. It's been one of a bloody year I'll tell ya but hopefully new music is on the way, luv y'all kisses.

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1 minute ago, A MESS said:

looks like we're gonna stay at Sia's for a long night

i'm sorry, i'm trying to be as quick as possible! 

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4 minutes ago, alsemanche said:

idk why this is sending me 

Cake version of Gwen on a tractor (I wasn't making this up)

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1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

i'm sorry, i'm trying to be as quick as possible! 

I'm HAVING fun tonight! I love the paparazzi, love the fame! (and love this game)

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SUSPECT #11

LADY GAGA

@Mother of Puppies

Hey sisters, this is Lady Gaga! I've been super busy lately with filming iconic movies and singing jazz - I've been singing jazz since I was 13 and I've always wanted to be an actress - even before I wanted to be a singer!

I loved the food and free drinks tonight - Katy's concert not so much though. And I just wanted to say that I had nothing to do with the tragedy that occured, because I'm all about kindness . 

So whoever did this, come out, be kind and go the **** to jail! 

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15 minutes ago, Mother of Puppies said:

My speech is so bad. I'll apologize in advance.

Your speech's good

Edited September 22, 2021 by Sofianer

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SUSPECT #12

MUNCHLAX

@Munchlax

Munch Munch everyone, my name is Munchlax! Yes, I am indeed a talking Pokémon, Meowth isn’t the only one that has the ability to talk like a human. A little bit about me; I’m known as the “Big Eater Pokémon”, so you can imagine the hobbies I enjoy partaking in consists of anything to do with sweet, delicious, sneccsy FOOD. I have dined at only the finest restaurants around the world, including Joanne Trattoria even during their rat problem, which I helped fixed by devouring their queen @Rat Boy. I’ve also visited every single one of Gordon Ramsay’s restaurants around the globe. I take pride in being Chef Ramsay’s “favourite customer” because when I go to his fine establishments, I usually order the entire menu and then yell at his staff to bring me more. It tickles him when I harass and abuse them as much as he does. Anyway, that’s enough about me for now. I’m here at Sia’s charity event tonight because, uh, well.. To be honest, I’m just here for the food. I hope you all don’t plan on eating much because I also brought some Tupperware with me tonight so I can bring whatever’s left that I don’t eat from the buffet, home with me and if anyone has a problem with that, I will hyper beam your ass out of here! I’m a growing Pokémon that needs to eat so I can one day become a big, fat Snorlax.

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i'm improvising some artistic performance for you all

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2 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #11

LADY GAGA

@Mother of Puppies

Hey sisters, this is Lady Gaga! I've been super busy lately with filming iconic movies and singing jazz - I've been singing jazz since I was 13 and I've always wanted to be an actress - even before I wanted to be a singer!

I loved the food and free drinks tonight - Katy's concert not so much though. And I just wanted to say that I had nothing to do with the tragedy that occured, because I'm all about kindness . 

So whoever did this, come out, be kind and go the **** to jail! 

Hey, are you Italian, by any chance? 

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