WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

[alsemanche 88,536]

Waiting 

 

[Ororo Munroe 60,886]

IN LESS THAN AN HOUR

[A MESS 3,938]

this is about to go doooooooown

[Ororo Munroe 60,886]

LESS THAN 20 MINUTES, Y'ALL! 

[A MESS 3,938]

[Ororo Munroe 60,886]

@Anderson123 @Munchlax @NicoB Minaj  @Mother of Puppies @COOOK @SamanthaC @Born This Way @Healed My Heart @CyanDante @A MESS @Kantakyakirno @Teletubby @Oriane @Franch Toast @alsemanche @Sofianer @littlepotter @PartySick @weed @Rat Boy @Rahrahbitchson @Flippy 

5 MINUTES Y'ALL! GET READY TO KNOW YOUR SUSPECTS!

 

[A MESS 3,938]

this thread right now

 

[alsemanche 88,536]

what if Sia kermitted though? What if there is no killer at all? 

[Ororo Munroe 60,886]

@Anderson123 @Munchlax @NicoB Minaj  @Mother of Puppies @COOOK @SamanthaC @Born This Way @Healed My Heart @CyanDante @A MESS @Kantakyakirno @Teletubby @Oriane @Franch Toast @alsemanche @Sofianer @littlepotter @PartySick @weed @Rat Boy @Rahrahbitchson @Flippy 

FIRST SUSPECT IS COMING! R U READY?

[Ororo Munroe 60,886]

SUSPECTS #1&2 

TRIXIE & KATYA 

@SamanthaC @alsemanche 

 

Hi! I’m the wigstress who gave Sia a run for her career, Trixie Mattel! *walks away to check the booze table*

And I’m only here to collect human teeth, Katya!

  

And welcome to…

SIA’S WIG MURDER PARTY THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS MAWMA!

We were initially invited to provide entertainment for the guests because, as drag queens, our job is to entertain (or scare, depending on who you ask really). But we were soon replaced by Katy Perry because Sia (rip in peace, allegedly) felt bad for her. We were generous enough to give up our spot in the evening on the one condition that we are allowed to attend as guests, and surely enough, Sia didn’t agree. But we still showed up anyway and the butler was mesmerized by my beauty and by Trixie’s laughter, so he let us in.

Since barely anyone knows us here, except maybe Miss Pearl Crabs since I’ve had those on multiple occasions in my down-theres, allow me to introduce myself and my dear friend and comrade Tracy Martel, who is currently trying to seduce a Paul Rudd lookalike.

So, I’m Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, first of her name, otherwise known as simply Katya. I’m a full-time drag queen and the only high class Russian wh*re in the business, part time YouTube sensation and singer-songwriter, and no-time sane person. And she *waves at the void* is Trixie Mattel, drag queen, fashion icon, makeup mogul, singer-songwriter, YouTube sensation, bald, etc.

Presently, we have no idea why we actually came her. We both hate cheap booze, bad music, and almost all of the attendees (except gay icon Kylie Minogue, I see you gworl, and other gay icons Madonner and Gags). But it seems like we are stuck here for a while because of the murder and stuff. I hope they’ll pay us back the 50$ they took from us at the door, or I’m afraid I’ll have to take them from Sia’s pockets myself.

Oh wait…

TRIXIE WHERE ARE YOU *disappears into the crowd of celebrities looking for Trixie*

  

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[alsemanche 88,536]

Not me being first omg

[Ororo Munroe 60,886]

@alsemanche @SamanthaC

PLOT TWIST

since you're besties 4 life 

everything that happens to one of you - immediately happens to another!

 

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3 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

Since barely anyone knows us here, except maybe Miss Pearl Crabs since I’ve had those on multiple occasions in my down-theres

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WHERE IS THE GIF SPAMMING???