WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

[PartySick 144,914]

2 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

Not me having another sleepless night because of you. 

Blame Gaga

Ghosts only haunt places when they have unfinished business

Clearly Gaga was digging through the closet at Neverland Ranch before 2009

[Hyperobject 66,768]

1 minute ago, PartySick said:

Blame Gaga

Ghosts only haunt places when they have unfinished business

Clearly Gaga was digging through the closet at Neverland Ranch before 2009

@Mother of Puppiesplease, give him his jacket back! 

[Rahrahbitchson 17,365]

I think the killer has to be Miranda Sings @littlepotter, because she just have this weird psychopath language, i mean if she wasnt the killer then the killer would actually killed her annoying a** first because who wouldn't? 

[Healed My Heart 39,510]

There are a lot of fingers getting pointed at you @littlepotter

I will await your defense 

[NichuuB 43,788]

2 hours ago, Ororo Munroe said:

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@Anderson123 @Munchlax @NicoB Minaj  @Mother of Puppies @COOOK @SamanthaC @Born This Way @Healed My Heart @CyanDante @A MESS @Kantakyakirno @Teletubby @Oriane @Franch Toast @alsemanche @Sofianer @littlepotter @PartySick @weed @Rat Boy @Rahrahbitchson @Flippy 

FIRST NIGHT:

After the wig and gun were found, Katy called the police, but they didn’t believe her, because her voice was too similar to Fergie's, who had already called the police five times that week to get little attention from someone. Without waiting for the police, all the guests went to their rooms. Around 12 PM, a scream was heard from the room of Kim Kardashian's illegitimate dog! Many rushed out of their rooms to check who had made such a high-pitched scream! Madonna, Gaga, Michael and Marina entered Kim's room. On the floor, they saw @TeletubbyKanye's corpse - his skull was completely destroyed and next to the bloody mess lay a bloody removable leg of Aviva Drescher from Real Housewives. In just a few seconds, the lights went out in the whole house.

The sound of a vegetable mixer echoed throughout the building! "No, I don't eat vegetables, they have feelings" - @Born This Way Lana screamed as her hand turned into the meat of tomorrow's meat stew. When the lights turned on, Lana's lifeless body was already lying in the kitchen, body which looked more like the reaction of music critics to Bionic on the day it was released. At that moment, when the mixer is fulfilling its terrible mission, killer in a mask sneaked up to @PartySick Michael Jackson, who decided to drink water to refresh his throat, since there was no other drinking water in Sia's house (Sia believes that there may be bacteria in the water that goes by the name of Beyoncé). The killer grabbed so much liquid soap into his mouth that Mr. El Hee-hee could not breathe.

In a terrible commotion, @CyanDante Viola decided to try to find the killer, but tripped over someone's foot and fell right on an holiday cake made of stones and metal (an old Italian recipe from Lady Gaga's distant cousin). When the police finally arrived at the scene, there were already four dead bodies in the house ... or three?

VICTIMS:

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KANYE WEST @Teletubby

LANA DEL REY @Born This Way

MICHAEL JACKSON @PartySick

VIOLA DAVIS @CyanDante

 

 

Gore

[Guest]

1 hour ago, PartySick said:

Clearly Gaga was digging through the closet at Neverland Ranch before 2009

Well… 

 

Edited September 23, 2021 by Guest

[NichuuB 43,788]

Honestly, I think the killer is medonner @Rat Boy! This bitch is accusing everybody and none is accusing her. Lucky for you that you can't be voted

[littlepotter 74,336]

1 hour ago, Healed My Heart said:

There are a lot of fingers getting pointed at you @littlepotter

I will await your defense 

Well,

To be quiet honest I'm still not sure what's going on in this game, I just logged onto @alsemanche's laptop and stalked his DMs to find the answer of the riddle and sent it to orora

[Rat Boy 41,452]

3 minutes ago, NicoB Minaj said:

Honestly, I think the killer is medonner @Rat Boy! This bitch is accusing everybody and none is accusing her. Lucky for you that you can't be voted

You are getting brave and I do not like it one bit. 

[NichuuB 43,788]

3 minutes ago, Rat Boy said:

You are getting brave and I do not like it one bit. 

And now you're threatening people that doubt ur innocence, huh? You rat!

[littlepotter 74,336]

Not someone with the name Minaj having the nerve to accuse people of crimes 

[NichuuB 43,788]

1 minute ago, littlepotter said:

Not someone with the name Minaj having the nerve to accuse people of crimes 

I'm trying to defend you h03

[littlepotter 74,336]

14 minutes ago, NicoB Minaj said:

I'm trying to defend you h03

 

 

[Rat Boy 41,452]

50 minutes ago, NicoB Minaj said:

And now you're threatening people that doubt ur innocence, huh? You rat!

I don't think anyone should listen to a self proclaimed "ballsack expert". I am concerned for my safety which is why I am trying to find who the killer is quickly! If I die there will be no respectable female musicians in the world. I must be protected at all costs. 

Edit: Oh and I do care a bit about the peasants in this game - you can't sell albums if all your fans are dead. 

Edited September 24, 2021 by Rat Boy

[NichuuB 43,788]

11 minutes ago, Rat Boy said:

I don't think anyone should listen to a self proclaimed "ballsack expert". I am concerned for my safety which is why I am trying to find who the killer is quickly! If I die there will be no respectable female musicians in the world. I must be protected at all costs. 

Edit: Oh and I do care a bit about the peasants in this game - you can't sell albums if all your fans are dead. 

As miss @dynamite once said: "f*cking rat"