WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

[Flippy 11,564]

Omg not MJ  AND LDR

[Teletubby 134,581]

I knew i will be the first to die

[alsemanche 91,831]

WHO DO WE THINK DID IT???

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Just now, Teletubby said:

I knew i will be the first to die

i'm really sorry for you! you deserved better! 

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ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PLOT TWISTS?

 

@Anderson123 @Munchlax @NicoB Minaj  @Mother of Puppies @COOOK @SamanthaC @Born This Way @Healed My Heart @CyanDante @A MESS @Kantakyakirno @Teletubby @Oriane @Franch Toast @alsemanche @Sofianer @littlepotter @PartySick @weed @Rat Boy @Rahrahbitchson @Flippy 

Edited September 23, 2021 by Ororo Munroe

[A MESS 3,938]

this was so shocking

me waking up in the middle of the night because of the scream

[Healed My Heart 39,510]

[Healed My Heart 39,510]

Can I please clarify - was Viola also killed in the kitchen? Is that where the "cake" was?

@Ororo Munroe

Edited September 23, 2021 by Healed My Heart

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1 minute ago, Healed My Heart said:

Can I please clarify - was Viola also killed in the kitchen? Is that where the "cake" was?

@Ororo Munroe

nope, the cake was in the living room! 

[Healed My Heart 39,510]

1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

nope, the cake was in the living room! 

So we have Kanye dead in Kim's room, Lana and MJ dead in the kitchen, and Viola in the living room

Sounds like more than one killer to me 

Edited September 23, 2021 by Healed My Heart

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1 minute ago, Healed My Heart said:

So we have Kanye dead in Kim's room, Lana and MJ dead in the kitchen, and Viola in the living room

Sounds like more than one killer to me 

[A MESS 3,938]

I'm screaming out of the window for the police to run

[alsemanche 91,831]

1 minute ago, Healed My Heart said:

So we have Kanye dead in Kim's room, Lana and MJ dead in the kitchen, and Viola in the living room

Sounds like more than one killer to me 

sounds like all of us are killers are this points 

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15 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

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@Anderson123 @Munchlax @NicoB Minaj  @Mother of Puppies @COOOK @SamanthaC @Born This Way @Healed My Heart @CyanDante @A MESS @Kantakyakirno @Teletubby @Oriane @Franch Toast @alsemanche @Sofianer @littlepotter @PartySick @weed @Rat Boy @Rahrahbitchson @Flippy 

FIRST NIGHT:

After the wig and gun were found, Katy called the police, but they didn’t believe her, because her voice was too similar to Fergie's, who had already called the police five times that week to get little attention from someone. Without waiting for the police, all the guests went to their rooms. Around 12 PM, a scream was heard from the room of Kim Kardashian's illegitimate dog! Many rushed out of their rooms to check who had made such a high-pitched scream! Madonna, Gaga, Michael and Marina entered Kim's room. On the floor, they saw @TeletubbyKanye's corpse - his skull was completely destroyed and next to the bloody mess lay a bloody removable leg of Aviva Drescher from Real Housewives. In just a few seconds, the lights went out in the whole house.

The sound of a vegetable mixer echoed throughout the building! "No, I don't eat vegetables, they have feelings" - @Born This Way Lana screamed as her hand turned into the meat of tomorrow's meat stew. When the lights turned on, Lana's lifeless body was already lying in the kitchen, body which looked more like the reaction of music critics to Bionic on the day it was released. At that moment, when the mixer is fulfilling its terrible mission, killer in a mask sneaked up to @PartySick Michael Jackson, who decided to drink water to refresh his throat, since there was no other drinking water in Sia's house (Sia believes that there may be bacteria in the water that goes by the name of Beyoncé). The killer grabbed so much liquid soap into his mouth that Mr. El Hee-hee could not breathe.

In a terrible commotion, @CyanDante Viola decided to try to find the killer, but tripped over someone's foot and fell right on an holiday cake made of stones and metal (an old Italian recipe from Lady Gaga's distant cousin). When the police finally arrived at the scene, there were already four dead bodies in the house ... or three?

VICTIMS:

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KANYE WEST @Teletubby

LANA DEL REY @Born This Way

MICHAEL JACKSON @PartySick

VIOLA DAVIS @CyanDante

 

 

[A MESS 3,938]

Just now, alsemanche said:

sounds like all of us are killers are this points 

I know I'M killing...my performances