WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Teletubby said:

who is serving dinner? @Rat Boy ? 

If that’s the case we’re all gonna die, of food poisoning.

[PartySick 159,824]

20 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #13

MICHAEL JACKSON

@PartySick

Hi, I'm Michael Jackson but you all may know me as the King of Pop, the Gloved One, or simply El Hee Hee. I was born in Gary Indiana to a large family in a small home and grew up to influence every one of your faves. Oh, you don't think I did? Check again.

The only reason I accepted the invitation to this performative little charity event thing is because I heard Lady Gaga was coming and I want my damn jacket back. She's been ducking me all night though. If that hussy thinks she can just take my clothes, wear them to a Hillary Clinton rally, and get away with it then she's been hitting the Jesus juice too hard.

I stopped hearing 13 inch high heels clip-clopping away and knew I had lost her for now so I decided to sit and eat with a few drag queens that I had never met before. The wait staff Sia hired was the best part of the whole thing honestly. My waitress was great. I think she said her name was Annie? Beautiful lady. Anyway, I only ate half the food she put in front of me 'cause these drag queens started talking about how bad they sweat under their outfits and it was giving me flashbacks to the 1980s when I briefly dated Madonna.

I almost gave up looking for Gaga and decided to leave but then Katy Perry started singing. Can you believe she matched and even nearly broke the record I've held for 30 years? Because I can't!

All I could think about while she was singing about kissing a girl was how much my bisexual daughter, Paris, would love to be here...and how much I wished she was here instead of me. But she's off shooting for American Horror Story.

Speaking of horror stories, Katy was about to sing another song but we managed to dodge that bullet. But Sia sure didn't dodge hers, it seems. Now there's blood on the dance floor...and an ugly wig and gun. Damn. There's a killer, chiller, thriller on the loose. Almost makes me want to scream. So dangerous. I hope this smooth criminal will leave me alone. Billie Jean. Let me go make sure that pretty waitress is ok.

Annie, is you good?
Annie?

Is that Gaga?! BITCH COME BACK HERE!

HOW ARE YOU SO FAST IN THOSE STILTS?! I WILL MOONWALK DOWN EVERY HALLWAY TO FIND YOU! GIVE ME MY SH*T!

I hope everyone enjoys me going OTT

[Hyperobject 66,771]

SUSPECT #21

MILEY CYRUS

@COOOK

Hey y'all! I just came here with my squad of Drag Queens to have a good twerk and a lil' Hoe-down Throwdown until they told me this was being hosted by Sia-

UHWhAt dOeS iT MeAn?!

 

[CyanDante 6,072]

3 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

SUSPECT #20

TAYLOR MOMSEN

@Oriane

I'm Taylor Momsen. I have to say, I don't really know why I'm here, I was told there would be a concert here and a lot of musicians to connect with, but I expected things to be a bit more... rock'n'roll *does an eyeroll towards Katy Perry*

Anyway this death is great, um, I mean not great in itself but I think it will truly inspire me for my next work. My last album was called Death by Rock And Roll, how do you think I could call my next one? Well, I can kind of relate to that poor girl. I was an actress before and I decided to be a musician instead. This one was a musician and decided to do movies for some reason. This speaks to me on a deep level as a reverse cinematic experience, maybe I could use her as my alter ego or something. What do you think? Too soon? Heh, I'll wait a few years and it should be fine. Okay, let me start writing some lyrics and don't bother me while I'm doing it, thanks.

 

[Hyperobject 66,771]

okay, but we have 22 players. why i have one less suspect?  

who did i forget? 

[alsemanche 93,628]

2 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

I just came here with my squad of Drag Queens

lies, i have no idea who she is

[Mother of Puppies 36,415]

There are just way too many people I can't even remember half of y'all's names

[alsemanche 93,628]

1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

okay, but we have 22 players. why i have one less suspect?  

who did i forget? 

trixie and katya are together bestie 

[Franch Toast 26,796]

1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

okay, but we have 22 players. why i have one less suspect?  

who did i forget? 

Is it because you listed Trixie & Katya as one? 

[Hyperobject 66,771]

Just now, Mother of Puppies said:

There are just way too many people I can't even remember half of y'all's names

don't worry, half of the them are gonna be dead after first night anyway. 

[Hyperobject 66,771]

Just now, alsemanche said:

trixie and katya are together bestie 

 

Just now, Franch Toast said:

Is it because you listed Trixie & Katya as one? 

but i put them as 1&2. i made a mistake somewhere I guess. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Mother of Puppies said:

There are just way too many people I can't even remember half of y'all's names

Look at the first page first post, bestie. It has a list of who’s who.

[CyanDante 6,072]

Me looking at the guest list

Except you Miss Gagita, you cool. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

 

but i put them as 1&2. i made a mistake somewhere I guess. 

Did you do Miranda Priestly aka @Sofianer?

Edited September 22, 2021 by Guest

[Franch Toast 26,796]

1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said:

 

but i put them as 1&2. i made a mistake somewhere I guess. 

I don't think we've had Tiffany Pollard, unless I missed it.