CyanDante 6,191 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Oriane said: CCCCCCCCC D I'm not very good with Social Mediaᵀᴹ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said: SUSPECT #8 MADONNA @Rat Boy As you all know, I am Madonna, your original and only queen of pop culture. It is a terrible inconvenience to write this "speech" but I do occasionally enjoy addressing the peasantry (normally for an exuberant fee so consider yourselves fortunate). In particular, I wanted to address the recent murder of Sasha. I had never heard of Sasha before the night of her death. I remember mistaking her deceased body for a mop that someone had knocked over after they had cleaned up spilt wine. I was incredibly distraught as I got some blood on my Givenchy dress when I stepped over her body to refill my glass. Such a heartbreaking evening. It is a gorgeous black gown with a section of lace where my prized buttocks is. I will have to see if Katy Perry can get the stain out for me. Good luck to all the players in the game, I looked at some of the contestants and I must admit that I have little hope for them. I must leave now as I am running late for a show. Farewell. Luv, Madonna Reigning Queen of Pop Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperobject 66,771 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 PLOT TWIST! @Rat Boy @Mother of Puppies since you're Madge and GaGa you can't vote same person to be imprisoned during the day! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkmanthaC 114,740 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 35 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said: SUSPECTS #1&2 TRIXIE & KATYA @SamanthaC @alsemanche Hi! I’m the wigstress who gave Sia a run for her career, Trixie Mattel! *walks away to check the booze table* And I’m only here to collect human teeth, Katya! And welcome to… SIA’S WIG MURDER PARTY THE HOUSE DOWN BOOTS MAWMA! We were initially invited to provide entertainment for the guests because, as drag queens, our job is to entertain (or scare, depending on who you ask really). But we were soon replaced by Katy Perry because Sia (rip in peace, allegedly) felt bad for her. We were generous enough to give up our spot in the evening on the one condition that we are allowed to attend as guests, and surely enough, Sia didn’t agree. But we still showed up anyway and the butler was mesmerized by my beauty and by Trixie’s laughter, so he let us in. Since barely anyone knows us here, except maybe Miss Pearl Crabs since I’ve had those on multiple occasions in my down-theres, allow me to introduce myself and my dear friend and comrade Tracy Martel, who is currently trying to seduce a Paul Rudd lookalike. So, I’m Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova, first of her name, otherwise known as simply Katya. I’m a full-time drag queen and the only high class Russian wh*re in the business, part time YouTube sensation and singer-songwriter, and no-time sane person. And she *waves at the void* is Trixie Mattel, drag queen, fashion icon, makeup mogul, singer-songwriter, YouTube sensation, bald, etc. Presently, we have no idea why we actually came her. We both hate cheap booze, bad music, and almost all of the attendees (except gay icon Kylie Minogue, I see you gworl, and other gay icons Madonner and Gags). But it seems like we are stuck here for a while because of the murder and stuff. I hope they’ll pay us back the 50$ they took from us at the door, or I’m afraid I’ll have to take them from Sia’s pockets myself. Oh wait… TRIXIE WHERE ARE YOU *disappears into the crowd of celebrities looking for Trixie* Way to set the bar @alsemanche! 32 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said: @alsemanche @SamanthaC PLOT TWIST since you're besties 4 life everything that happens to one of you - immediately happens to another! Does this mean we can use each other's role cards too? she/her/hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsemanche 95,057 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just now, Ororo Munroe said: ad never heard of Sasha before the night of her death. I remember mistaking her deceased body for a mop that someone had knocked over after they had cleaned up spilt wine. But i thought we had no body yet? KILLER ARREST HA Soft, soothing, and succulent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkmanthaC 114,740 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said: i didn't expect this to be so messy. You do know where you are right? she/her/hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanDante 6,191 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said: SUSPECT #8 MADONNA @Rat Boy Farewell. Madonna Reigning Queen of Pop I'm not very good with Social Mediaᵀᴹ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
A MESS 3,938 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 twists and turns all around, feels like my Commie military mum is slapping me from her grave Генерал Марина Абрамовић Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperobject 66,771 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just now, SamanthaC said: You do know where you are right? I'm so happy to see you! And yes, I should've known better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rahrahbitchson 21,691 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just now, alsemanche said: But i thought we had no body yet? KILLER ARREST HA She is always ahead of time since she invent everything, she already know there is going to be someone killed Quizás bastaba respirar, sólo respirar, muy lento...💙 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said: SUSPECT #8 MADONNA @Rat Boy As you all know, I am Madonna, your original and only queen of pop culture. It is a terrible inconvenience to write this "speech" but I do occasionally enjoy addressing the peasantry (normally for an exuberant fee so consider yourselves fortunate). In particular, I wanted to address the recent murder of Sasha. I had never heard of Sasha before the night of her death. I remember mistaking her deceased body for a mop that someone had knocked over after they had cleaned up spilt wine. I was incredibly distraught as I got some blood on my Givenchy dress when I stepped over her body to refill my glass. Such a heartbreaking evening. It is a gorgeous black gown with a section of lace where my prized buttocks is. I will have to see if Katy Perry can get the stain out for me. Good luck to all the players in the game, I looked at some of the contestants and I must admit that I have little hope for them. I must leave now as I am running late for a show. Farewell. Luv, Madonna Reigning Queen of Pop I’m just gonna leave this here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANVEEROY 62,202 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 5 minutes ago, Teletubby said: I think you're our killer DJ HIT THE LIGHTS! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperobject 66,771 Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 SUSPECT #9 GWEN STEFANI @Franch Toast Howdy, y’all. I just arrived by tractor from my Oklahoma ranch. Do you like my fringe and boots? Blakey bought them for me as a wedding present. I came here tonight because: I heard that Sia was talking sh*t (about my cowboy and me) And she didn’t think that I would hear it People heard her talking like that Getting everybody fired up So I was ready to attack, I led the pack I got a touchdown, I took her out…. Both of us wanted to be the winner But there could only be one So I fought, I gave it my all I made her fall, I socked it to her That’s right, I’m the last one standing And another one bites the dust Say, does anyone have any bananas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkmanthaC 114,740 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said: I'm so happy to see you! And yes, I should've known better. I got off work early since I was in a meeting all day, so I'm home slightly early. she/her/hers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alsemanche 95,057 Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Ororo Munroe said: I just arrived by tractor idk why this is sending me Soft, soothing, and succulent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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