WHY YOUR FAVES KILL? S1 WINNER: FRANCH TOAST

[Mother of Puppies 35,576]

Just now, Ororo Munroe said:

 

WHERE IS THE GIF SPAMMING??? 

 

[Rahrahbitchson 17,313]

[alsemanche 91,782]

Just now, Ororo Munroe said:

 

WHERE IS THE GIF SPAMMING??? 

 

im TRYING BUT MY WIFI DECIDED TO DIP

[alsemanche 91,782]

Very happy to provide some entertainment while we solve this mystery 

 

[Hyperobject 66,768]

I NEED YOUR ACTIVITY NOW! 

 

[alsemanche 91,782]

2 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

@alsemanche @SamanthaC

PLOT TWIST

since you're besties 4 life 

everything that happens to one of you - immediately happens to another!

 

i-

but-

what if she kills me  do we both die 

[A MESS 3,938]

me watching the prancing and introducing

[Mother of Puppies 35,576]

I have never played anything like this before.

[CyanDante 5,845]

Do we need to do anything? 

[Hyperobject 66,768]

Just now, alsemanche said:

i-

but-

what if she kills me  do we both die 

[Hyperobject 66,768]

Just now, CyanDante said:

Do we need to do anything? 

SPAM! 

[Hyperobject 66,768]

SUSPECT #3

PARIS HILTON

@Healed My Heart

What’s up hotties, This Is Paris™. I made time in my super busy schedule between DJing at the most exclusive clubs, showing everyone my cooking prowess on Netflix, podcasting, and jet setting around the world with my super hot fiance, to be here at this tragic event.

I came here because, in addition to being an icon, I am a public advocate for abuse and trauma survivors, including supporting the elimination of the use of restraint and seclusion on youth. And we all know about Sia’s movie - literally, like, SO problematic. That's not hot.

I wanted to confront her tonight, but I can assure you - I did NOT kill her. Although I am killing it in general right now #sliving

Anyway, these size 11 Jimmy Choo’s are ready to run away from whichever one of you bitches is the killer, and I came armed with bottles of all 28 Paris Hilton fragrances in my Birkin, so don’t even try me.

[alsemanche 91,782]

Whoever goes next better top my speech just saying 

 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Ororo Munroe said:

 

WHERE IS THE GIF SPAMMING??? 

 

[alsemanche 91,782]

Just now, Ororo Munroe said:

I did NOT kill her. Although I am killing it in general right now

found our murderer