What are the dumbest conspiracies about Gaga you've heard?

[PartySick 160,531]

It has to be that she was part of Hillary Clinton's pizza parlor baby farm where they crush up the bones of children to make drugs and sell other kids as slaves.

[Chromatica Island 8,517]

Just now, PartySick said:

It has to be that she was part of Hillary Clinton's pizza parlor baby farm where they crush up the bones of children to make drugs and sell other kids as slaves.

Never heard this one, did they snort the bones or something?

[PartySick 160,531]

1 minute ago, Monsterabriel said:

Never heard this one, did they snort the bones or something?

I never read into it tbh

[Chlorine 47,976]

2 minutes ago, PartySick said:

It has to be that she was part of Hillary Clinton's pizza parlor baby farm where they crush up the bones of children to make drugs and sell other kids as slaves.

Which is completely false.

Spoiler

 

[PartySick 160,531]

2 minutes ago, Monsterabriel said:

Never heard this one, did they snort the bones or something?

There's a few articles about it if you're interested  it's one of those weird Qanon/alr-right things

https://www.wired.com/story/opinion-the-dark-virality-of-a-hollywood-blood-harvesting-conspiracy/

[Chromatica Island 8,517]

Just now, PartySick said:

There's a few articles about it if you're interested  it's one of those weird Qanon/alr-right things

https://www.wired.com/story/opinion-the-dark-virality-of-a-hollywood-blood-harvesting-conspiracy/

Yeah I've read the article, it's an easily debunked conspiracy, but republican boomers and other qanon idiots have no braincells anyways

[LilyLark 10,104]

That she and Hunter Biden had a fling and there are photos of her having a threesome with him...also, even if she did both were single at the time so it's funny that the ring wingers thought it was "scandalous."

 

There are some even dumber ones, but they tend to be hateful/twist a few true facts into something else.

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25 minutes ago, Barley said:

The penis.

I was specifically looking for this. Did everyone forget about the whole being a man thing? Lol

[Chromatica Island 8,517]

Just now, Munchlax said:

I was specifically looking for this. Did everyone forget about the whole being a man thing? Lol

I'll never forget it, my parents even believed it (they don't anymore)

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Just now, Monsterabriel said:

I'll never forget it, my parents even believed it (they don't anymore)

My entire family used to bring it up all the time. They still do from time to time as a joke. Which isn’t very haha funny.

[Ronk 14,762]

19 minutes ago, PartySick said:

It has to be that she was part of Hillary Clinton's pizza parlor baby farm where they crush up the bones of children to make drugs and sell other kids as slaves.

Wait.  That's not true?

[PartySick 160,531]

Just now, Ronk said:

Wait.  That's not true?

I know, right? Why do we even stan her if she's not abducting children for the hollywood elite to enjoy as controlled substances? 

[Ronk 14,762]

3 minutes ago, PartySick said:

I know, right? Why do we even stan her if she's not abducting children for the hollywood elite to enjoy as controlled substances? 

If she didn't do that I'm burning my stan card.

[DrKindnessKunt1999 6,100]

45 minutes ago, Blastertoyo said:

That was Katy 

 

Some middle aged white guy made a Gaga/Amy/Kreyshawn/JonBenet video, too at one point. He even tried to measure all their noses in various photos. 

[TheMiddleGround 3,271]

That her Dad has close ties to the italian Maffia and that their money is responsible for her success. 
 

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