HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Long time no see, Oreo stans! Today, I found the Chromatica Oreos lurking in the dark corners of my grocery store, just like the Sour Candy video in Bobby’s computer. So, I decided to do my daily capitalist duties, and I bought 5 packages to summon Blackpink and Gaga. I only was able to summon Blackpink, who are now performing a rendition of Rocketman in my garage with Elton John (who refuses to pay rent,) so I decided to try the Oreos with the pack I had leftover. They’re basically golden Oreos, but the frosting is sweeter. It’s also easier to twist apart if you like to eat the cookies separately. The ones with the Chromatica cover on them taste the best, I taste the warm breeze of Italy every time I eat Gaga. Why worry about another era restart when you can worry about your blood sugar? Good luck finding these babies! Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dynamite 54,179 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Wow thanks it's like I can feel their presence in my mouth Like a poem said by a neydy in red Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nano 3,661 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 but the real question is, were you able to digest them okay? You chew beef, I wear meat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 1 minute ago, dynamite said: Wow thanks it's like I can feel their presence in my mouth Your mouth is just manifesting Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 Just now, Nano said: but the real question is, were you able to digest them okay? The indigestion stays until you buy another pack It’s like being trapped in a pyramid scheme, except I don’t know what a pyramid scheme is. Only stomach pain Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louie 7,094 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 "I taste the warm breeze of Italy every time I eat Gaga." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 4, 2021 Author Share Posted February 4, 2021 8 minutes ago, Louie said: "I taste the warm breeze of Italy every time I eat Gaga." It’s like i’m on vacation again in the middle of a pandemic Thank you, The Most Famous Italian Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAYHEMikey 7,777 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Best Review I’ve read in a long time. still I’m jealous of people who are able to buy the pink / green ones NO DUCT TAPE - NO MISSON Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzGa 14,611 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Whenever I eat a cookie with Gaga on it, I always eat her a$$ first OUT OF RESPECT My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinnitus15 51,185 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 The way those Oreos make huge noise within the fanbase and gp..2m likes for a video on tik tok..and this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SetMeFree Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 the green filling goes right thru me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harris Walz 2024 1,451 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 They're good but won't be buying anymore. No more green sh** Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 2 hours ago, SetMeFree said: the green filling goes right thru me 2 hours ago, Democrats 2020 said: They're good but won't be buying anymore. No more green sh** You don’t want to feel like leprechauns? But it’s like you’re pregaming for St. Patrick’s Day! Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 2 hours ago, the Devil of Pop said: Whenever I eat a cookie with Gaga on it, I always eat her a$$ first OUT OF RESPECT Cookies like Lady Gaga! also, a$$ Ke$ha’s impact Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 2 hours ago, M i K E Y said: Best Review I’ve read in a long time. still I’m jealous of people who are able to buy the pink / green ones I’m glad you enjoyed the review and I hope when you find the cookies, you’re able to buy 50 packs Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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