David Ward 9,613 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 According to one of the senior producers of Celebrity Apprentice and Trump's close handler on the show: Trump's hair looks exactly like Riff Raff's from Rocky Horror Picture Show, only longer. He styles his own hair every day and it takes him about an hour and he uses a ton of hairspray to hold it in place. Also: - Trump uses Bronx No.5 as his concealer and applies it himself. - He doesn't get into the oval office until Noon everyday. He spends the morning slowly waking up and snorting adderall and snorts benzos to come down from tweaking while he watches the news and tweets. - He wears a plastic girdle and people need to help get him strapped into it. - He is the only President to ever have a lock on his door. (Because of diapers and drugs) Bonus: - When Trump moved to the White House, he didn't realize that he would have to hire a whole new staff. His new staff couldn't find the White House light switches so they conducted meetings in the dark at the beginning of his term. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbage day 11,816 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 This is incredibly disturbing to think about... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gidone 65 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Source? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnrp 48,353 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, Nicole337 said: - He wears a plastic girdle and people need to help get him strapped into it. They can pull that corset tighter miss thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyniildisk 12,689 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Whats a girdle guys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoSourCandy 348 Posted December 25, 2020 Share Posted December 25, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Ward 9,613 Posted December 25, 2020 Author Share Posted December 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dulo Peep said: Whats a girdle guys? Its something you wear around your belly and when you tighten it, it keeps your fat in. So you look skinnier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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