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2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

"When I was young, I was always hungry. And as I struggled to find the perfect snack, I discovered the power of Oreos. I remember watching my mother dunk her Oreos in her milk every morning, wiping the cookie crumbs away from her face like the hard working woman she was. I then began to experiment with Oreos as a way to make my dreams of being as strong as my mother become true. It was then that I invented Lady Gaga. I found the cookie monster within me by looking in the pantry and seeing what I wanted to eat. I’m so grateful that Oreos inspired a bravery in me I didn’t know I had. I’ve come to accept that I discovered my beauty by having the ability to eat Oreos. They said I was weird, but really, I was just craving Oreos."

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Don't forget "I've been eating Oreos since I was 13...I even gifted my Dad a box of Oreos for Father's Day...THAT is how much family means to me and Oreos brought us all together and with each delicious bite...and each dunk...we experienced a kinder household!" 

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PunkTheFunk
11 minutes ago, BornAsUnic0rn said:

remember when monsters laughed at xtina for her Oreo ads?

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I'm assuming this was part of the planned "huge" Chromatica rollout? I guess it would make sense, if they had originally planned for "pulling out all the stops".

But now that promo is essentially dead, and Gaga... well, gone, it feels really weird.

3 points in and ready for more
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4 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said:

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please no don't put these pictures together, I don't like what I'm already imagining :fatcat:

New at Haus Labs: Our latest powder pigment is made from crushed Oreos. No fillers -- just straight-up cookie crumbs. Meet THE COOKIE MONSTER, our jet-black, sugar-sweet collab with the MUAs at Nabisco Foods.

Limited-time holiday promotional offer: Buy some Oreos to leave out for Santa and he just might leave you a COOKIE vs. CREME MONSTER duo palette! COOKIE in punk black and CREME in angelic white -- even though it's eyeshadow, our founder LADY GAGA likes to smear it around her mouth, for the look AND the taste of a true Oreo COOKIE MONSTER.

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5 minutes ago, GABEL said:

Not LMs expect gaga to shoot high budget MVs but condemn her for seeking sponsorship:bear:

HEY, in their mindset, she should do it by pulling all of her money

YES ART but no commercial involved :trollga:

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41 minutes ago, PEZ said:

please no don't put these pictures together, I don't like what I'm already imagining :fatcat:

New at Haus Labs: Our latest powder pigment is made from crushed Oreos. No fillers -- just straight-up cookie crumbs. Meet THE COOKIE MONSTER, our jet-black, sugar-sweet collab with the MUAs at Nabisco Foods.

Limited-time holiday promotional offer: Buy some Oreos to leave out for Santa and he just might leave you a COOKIE vs. CREME MONSTER duo palette! COOKIE in punk black and CREME in angelic white -- even though it's eyeshadow, our founder LADY GAGA likes to smear it around her mouth, for the look AND the taste of a true Oreo COOKIE MONSTER.

 

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