CEREMONY | Gaga's AHS (Ep.1-6) Looks MEGARATE

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

1 minute ago, Juanlittlem said:

Did I really rate this one as 1.5?

Yes. 

(I just double checked the spreadsheet.)

[Stanley Digaga 974]

10 minutes ago, Stanley Digaga said:

I feel like this one should have been higher.

Or maybe there was just too many good looks and #20 is not bad after all.

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

#14

Ep 1, L2: Pasties 

Rate: 7.74

 

Lover: @Franch Toast (11)

Hater: @rumours (4)

 

Comments: 

@Franch Toast - This is the steamiest scene in the whole season. Yaas! Only Gaga in pasties and a thong can make murder look so hot.

@Bobina - Iconic.

@NicoB - Amazing way to kill someone while naked

@NewUsername - H.O.T.

@Juanlittlem - Is just a thong and some jewels

@rumours - It's a piece of fabric over her butt.

 

#13

Ep6, L2: MonsterMom's Dream 

Rate: 7.91

 

Lover: @Glamourpuss (11)

Hater: @rumours (3)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - Given this a 10 for @MonsterMom's benefit.

@Bobina - Hot mama!

@NicoB - Such a beautiful lingerie. And the necklace makes it even better

@NewUsername - Sexy, but make it "I'm a blood-drinking 100+ milf hotel owner", amirite?

@rumours - Another lingerie look

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

2 minutes ago, Stanley Digaga said:

Or maybe there was just too many good looks and #20 is not bad after all.

There were a lot with very close rates.

[Juanlittlem 42,068]

3 minutes ago, SamanthaC said:

Yes. 

(I just double checked the spreadsheet.)

Omg nooo I meant to rate it like a 9.5 or so, my comment doesnt make sense with the rating lol

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

#12

Ep3, L2: Light Green 

Rate: 7.93

 

Lover: @PawsUpJago (10)

Hater: @NicoB (5)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - So ethereal and pretty.

@Bobina - The wig! The scarf! The color! Yes hippiega

@NicoB - Kinda messy

@NewUsername - It's ok.

@Juanlittlem - Hair style is everything

@rumours - It's sort of like.... "What would happen if the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith came to your Easter brunch?"

 

#11

Ep6, L3: White Dress 

Rate: 8.07

 

Lovers: @HausOfAntonio, @Bobina (11)

Hater: @NicoB (3)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast So pretty.

@Bobina - Yass! Fantasyga!

@NicoB - Don't know why, but there's something about it that I don't like

@NewUsername - Just look at that train!

@rumours - I -..... I don't know how to feel. It's like she's one of the children of the corn who grew up and joined a Mormon cult.

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

Alright Top 10....

[rumours 45,521]

4 minutes ago, SamanthaC said:

@rumours - It's sort of like.... "What would happen if the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith came to your Easter brunch?"

4 minutes ago, SamanthaC said:

@rumours - I -..... I don't know how to feel. It's like she's one of the children of the corn who grew up and joined a Mormon cult.

Did I lie, though?

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

#10

Ep 1, L1: Red Dress 

Rate: 8.11

 

Lovers: @Cello (11)

Haters: @Bobina (5.4)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - The dress is great, but she's wearing too many clothes.

@Bobina - Eh, nothing special.

@NicoB - The most iconic introduction of all

@NewUsername - I think this dress is both very elegant and dark and sets the tone very well for who the Countess is and how we will discover her piece by piece.

@Juanlittlem - I live for that long skirt but that opened jacket doesnt look good in my opinion + that head piece and her with short hair is a nope.

@rumours - It's sort of like Little Red Riding Hood began to struggle socioeconomically after being fired from the child labor camp. After years of not working and a brief stint doing mushrooms from age 18-20, she decided to become a whorehouse leader for a group of Communist politicians.

 

#9

Ep3, L1: Black Dress 

Rate: 8.15

 

Lovers: @MichealScott, @Cello, @Juanlittlem (10)

Hater: @rumours (5)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - Classic Countess look.

@Bobina - Sexy!

@NicoB- Gaga in black always works

@MichealScott - The hair! The dress! The attitude!!

@NewUsername - (aren't these 2 different outfits?) Both look great, but iirc, I prefer Matt Bomer's outfit in that second scene :p

@Juanlittlem - These are two different looks but I love both of them

@rumours - *begins snoring*

[Franch Toast 25,942]

I'm late, but I'm finally here. Going to catch up now!

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

#8

Ep5, L2: Black Dress & Glove 

Rate: 8.21

 

Lover: @MichealScott (10)

Haters: @Juanlittlem, @rumours (6)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - I want to be that finger.

@Bobina - A much better glove!

@NicoB - So menancing

@NewUsername - Slicked back bun, black suit and a (literal) killer glove. Slice those homophobic and transphobic throats, momma.

@rumours - Meh.

 

#7

Ep 2, L6: Red Top & Skirt 

Rate: 8.43

 

Lover: @BELLYACHE (11)

Hater: @rumours (2)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - Stunning.

@Bobina - Amazing, gorgeous, ethereal!

@NicoB - Gaga on top of horses is always so iconic ( except you, Joanne. I don't wanna know where you going)

@NewUsername - As the Countess herself says in this scene, DISCO QUEEN. I'm living for that color, that belly, that brooch, that HAAAIR.

@Juanlittlem - Iconic wig and she looks stunning

@rumours - No.

 

[Franch Toast 25,942]

I didn't realize @rumours was such a hater. 

[Stanley Digaga 974]

Top 10 is flawless so far 

[SharkmanthaC 111,664]

#6

Ep 2, L3: White Dress 

Rate: 8.56

 

Lover: @Glamourpuss (11)

Hater: @Bobina (6.6)

 

Comments: 

@Franch Toast - Love the fascinator.

@Bobina - If not for the head piece, this would be a 3.6

@NicoB - So iconic

@NewUsername - This outfit looks funny, but works for this scene.

@Juanlittlem - Chic, looks classy and nice

@rumours - Category is "Papier-mâché cockatoo"

 

#5

Ep4, L2: Black Dress 

Rate: 8.57

 

Lover: @NicoB (11)

Hater: @Glamourpuss (4.5)

 

Comments:

@Franch Toast - I like the elusiveness of the semi-transparent hat.

@Bobina - Yes! Amazing, from the parasol, to the hat to the dress. *chefs kiss*

@NicoB - Overwhelmingly amazing. And the umbrella makes it even better

@NewUsername - "Your husband died under mysterious circumstances" meets "I'm stealing your kid, k bye" combo.

@rumours - Now, we're finally getting somewhere!

[rumours 45,521]

1 minute ago, Franch Toast said:

I didn't realize @rumours was such a hater. 

Neither did I till @SamanthaC presented me with 2349238472983749238 pictures of Gaga simply wearing bras and panties.