RudraCNG 14,707 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 This one was pretty good too Yo, Lil’ bitch I heard these labels tryna make another me Everything you getting little h*e is 'cause of me I heard I’m stopping bags, word to Shaggy it wasn’t me These bitches is my sons, but they daddy ain’t bust in me I’m a white picket fence bitch, you a on the bench bitch See me in the gym now these bitches wanna go bench press I ain’t fking with you sis, we ain’t with the incest Yes, I am the Queen, I’m still trying to find the princess They know my name ring bells so they still press Say the Queen name you can get some ill press That went right over your head, you should feel blessed Must’ve used a lot of starch cause they still pressed Bitches is finito, I call my car Rico 'Cause it’s Paid In Full, baby my car don’t get repo’d London got that heat though, my jet land at Heathrow If I had a d!ck, I would make all you bitches deep throat Thank god ggd doesn't censor word 'bitch, otherwise I'd have spent like 10 minutes editing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicHot 6,444 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Your **** ain't good enough to be stylin' on me You's a bitch ass ***** to keep on wildin' on me Hit my side *****, "Quick, fast! Pull up in that quick, fast!" I ain't talkin' pancakes, but he flip a brick fast A bunch of bad bitches, ain't doin' the dab, bitches Dobbie and some bangs, couple Cs on their bag, bitches **** you mean? **** your little memes Even Queen Bey had to tell 'em I'm the queen Check the D, blessed indeed The executive producer, bitch, rest in peace Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood He said, "Kylie, wuss good?" I said, "Miley, wuss good?" I said, "Could you pay my bills, like O'Reilly? Wuss good?" I just sit back and observe, all these niggas that I done curved If it go down in your DM, then baby boy, you lucky Cause 99.9%, of these ****boys can't **** me Yo, I seen your man post a quote, and a pic in bed So I hit him in the DM, like, "Hey bighead 'Member when I was your woman crush?", He said, "Yeah" Told him that I'm headed home, he could meet me there Try to beat me there, let me be clear Is you eatin' ass too? *****, pinky swear I'm just lookin' for a dude, that could eat the twat Do he make more dough, than the pizza shop? Do he dress every day, like it's Easter Sunday? Can he give me more head, than Peggy Bundy? Man, **** I look like turnin' down some dome? Man that's sorta like a dog turnin' down some bone ***** know that I'm a 10, that's Celine on my lens I don't need another friend, it's just me and my Ms I said, "What you like about me?" He said, "That your ass fat" He said, "Would I let him eat this ice cream out my ass crack?" He said that, "It's abstract," He said, "Yo, yo ass crack!" I told him "I'm never frontin'," then I threw that ass back Two of my favorites EVER. (both verses are in the same song) dOnT sAd ReAcT mE 2 bE sHaDy i WiLL RePoRt U!!1! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrawberryBlond 14,613 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Up In Flames (some of her smartest ever lines and puns, just a shame about that R Kelly line, even for its time): Spoiler Anyway, lil' ***** don't test the kid Even Maury Povich couldn't test the kid Even R. Kelly couldn't touch the kid And even with all your bars, you couldn't text the kid I got a pool that I never even swam in Airports that you bitches never land in They be like, "What you doin', Nicki?" Brandin' Suck a cockpit, prepare for landing I'm brandin', I ain't talking about Priestley I keep a sniper, I ain't talking about Wesley Why these bitches so pressed, B? Open my trunk, all I gotta do is press B I'mma violate y'all asses like Chris Stokes I'm in Saint-Tropez, on a big boat Go my way to make a billi like a big goat Pull my **** out case you bitches get a slick throat Want another round? Well, then get the ref! Got the clothing line popping, and the wigs is next When I fly, you know G5 is the jet I'm the mother******' Queen, 'lizabeth Meetings with the president of every network That is what the **** I call how to network My net worth, that net works Keep my shooters out in Brooklyn where the Nets work Chillin' with executives Check the charts, all my winnings are consecutive Trillion dollar deficit But y'all don't hear me though, all you bitches deaf as **** Bitches ain't got punchlines or flow I have both and an empire also Sell out shows out in Norway, Oslo This is The Re-Up, better cop it while the cost low Flow's sick, I'll slap a patient I'm checking these bitches like an application 'Cause these bitches trippin', no navigation So it's off with your head, decapitation S-s-send 'em up in flames like a fireman I do the hiring and I do the firing That boss **** that you talk, I live it And I'm calling a travel if you don't stay on your pivot Bitches Moment 4 Life (could be the only Nicki verse ever with no swear words in it!): Spoiler I fly with the stars in the sky I am no longer trying to survive I believe that life is a prize But to live, doesn't mean you're alive Don't worry 'bout me, and who I fire I get what I desire, it's my empire And yes, I call the shots, I am the umpire I sprinkle holy water, upon a vampire ('Pire) In this very moment, I'm king In this very moment, I slayed Goliath with a sling This very moment I bring Put it on everything, that I will retire with the ring And I will retire with the crown - yes! No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed - yes! Clap for the heavyweight champ - me! But I couldn't do it all alone - we! Young Money raised me, grew up out in Baisley Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy 'Cause I'm still hood, Hollywood couldn't change me Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn't phase me Ain't being cocky, we just vindicated Best believe that when we done, this moment will be syndicated I don't know, this night just reminds me of Everything they deprived me of (Kyuh!) P-p-p-p-put ya drinks up It's a celebration every time we link up We done did everything they can think of Greatness is what we on the brink of All Things Go (this is definitely the one that always brings a tear to my eye): Spoiler Yo, I had to reinvent, I put the V in-vent I put the heat in vents, man, I've been competing since I look beyond what people saying, and I see intent Then I just sit back and decipher what they really meant Cherish these nights, cherish these people Life is a movie, but there'll never be a sequel And I'm good with that as long as I'm peaceful As long as seven years from now I'm taking my daughter to preschool Cherish these days, man, do they go quick Just yesterday, I swear it was 'o-six Ten years ago, that's when you proposed I looked down, "Yes, I suppose" I lost my little cousin, to a senseless act of violence His sister said he wanted to stay with me, but I didn't invite him Why didn't he ask, or am I just buggin'? Cause since I got fame, they don't act the same Even though they know that I love 'em Family ties, broken before me ****** trying to kill him, he ain't even call me And that's the reflection of me, yes, I get it, I get it was all me I pop a pill and remember the look in his eyes The last day he saw me Let me make this clear, I'm not difficult, I'm just 'bout my business I'm not into fake industry parties, and fake agendas Rock with people for how they make me feel, not what they give me Even the ones that hurt me the most, I still show forgiveness I love my mother more than life itself and that's a fact I'd give it all if somehow I could just rekindle that She never understands why I'm so overprotective The more I work, the more I feel like somehow they're neglected I want 'Caiah to go to college, just to say "We did it!" My child with Aaron, would've been sixteen any minute So in some ways I feel like 'Caiah is the both of them It's like he's 'Caiah's little angel, looking over him And I know Jelani will always love me, and I'll always love him And I'm just his little sister, not Nicki Minaj when I'm around him Gee, we did it, let's leave this imprint Just finished writing, this is The Pinkprint Four Door Aventador (this is probably her song that reminds me the most of a classic 90's Lil Kim type): Spoiler Hit me on the celly, watching Belly God's son, I can see they study Makaveli Peanut butter Benz, got them jelly at the deli If you feeling like a ninja, I got a machete Hell yeah, them girls bad, but I'm ******* heavy I'ma **** around and have them looking like spaghetti I say some ****, he be like, "Yo, you so legendary" But he can tell just by my face he ain't getting any, kyuh Meet me at the Rucker, take the Bruckner It's just me and Young Yucka, taking suckers For they money and they whips, putting kitten on lips Dividing them dividends, get the money and dip Keys to the ***** safe, put it under my **** He got ki's of that raw, it could fit in the six Got a UPS connect, so we good on them trips Automatic bottle service so we good in them VIPs, ***** These civilians... What up *****? Excuse my millions I'm in the V like a widow's peak It's just me and my Rolls Royce pillow seats Why they staring at me? I brung McLaren with me Yo, matter of fact, I think I'ma bring Donna Karan with me And you my son, I don't know, it's just the parent in me I am the best, I am the queen, it's so apparent in me I'm in Hollywood with Shia Labeouf Most of you rappers ain't eating, that diet is rough You want some hot ****? Send that wire to us I make them change their name to Diddy, retire the puff I'm getting acting money You ***** is Kevin Hart, y'all be acting funny I'mma keep a linebacker, tell 'em tackle for me Yo, you seen my last pic, go double-tap that for me **** back, red octagon, stop that As for her featured stuff, Kanye West's Monster is always a classic. And as much as I feel guilty for it, after hearing her verse repeated in a choreography I watched, her verse in Fefe is the only good thing about it (but I kinda feel weird posting it, so I won't). 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ShayCristoforo 10,606 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 For me... 1. Monster 2. The Boys (my name was blossom, etc) 3. Flawless remix Get the pinot ready, because it's turtle time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teletubby 144,239 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 Excuse me, but who are you fixin' to be? Let them mutha****as know there’s plenty fish in the sea And he sweatin' me just ‘cause I got the tightest hole But I couldn’t find that th-thing with a microscope Give me dome, dome, da-da-da-da-da-dome, dome, dome I ain’t trippin’ on your money, money, long, long, long Want my own TV production company So tell Harpo to hit me, Celie Anyway, RiRi, what rhymes with your name freely? Money got you vacationing in Chile Do you wanna sit on the back while I wheelie? Really? Really? No, for real, really? Laid out on the beach, they be feeding me my catfishes ‘Cause it’s raining men, fat bitches "You b*tch!" ~ Rat Boy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anveeroy 59,116 Posted September 15, 2020 Author Share Posted September 15, 2020 y'all miss one of the best one Ay yo, trophy wife, out you won me Until you had to find out it's one me Now you benched, aww, your bum knee Now I'm the bad guy, call me Chun-Li (ooh) 'Cause you was slippin', yep, you clumsy And everything I peeped, can't just unsee Sips tea, and it's unsweet Respect bad gyal when mi done speak Now he shooting his shot like drive-by Why you had to make me go call up my side guy? Can't let a f-boy eff up my nice vibes Yo Ariana, come let me give you a high five Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 This one is still the best for me. So intense and aggressive. I love it. Is this the thanks that I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho Now I'mma wrap your coffin with a bow "Nicki, she's just mad cause you took the spot" Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot? Well, bitch, if you ain't shitting, then get off the pot Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling I got 'em scared, shook, panicking Overseas, church, Vatican You at a standstill, mannequin You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I'm the mother****ing boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These bitches calling me Manning Eli Manning Eli, these bitches calling me Manning Eli! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicHot 6,444 Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 3 hours ago, Aarghya said: y'all miss one the best one Ay yo, trophy wife, out you won me Until you had to find out it's one me Now you benched, aww, your bum knee Now I'm the bad guy, call me Chun-Li (ooh) 'Cause you was slippin', yep, you clumsy And everything I peeped, can't just unsee Sips tea, and it's unsweet Respect bad gyal when mi done speak Now he shooting his shot like drive-by Why you had to make me go call up my side guy? Can't let a f-boy eff up my nice vibes Yo Ariana, come let me give you a high five Such a good verse wasted in such a bad song that sample of that man yelling throughout the song ruins it SO much dOnT sAd ReAcT mE 2 bE sHaDy i WiLL RePoRt U!!1! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2020 Share Posted September 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, ToxicHot said: Such a good verse wasted in such a bad song that sample of that man yelling throughout the song ruins it SO much I revisited that song yesterday and it reminded me of why I never got into it. I remember being so excited because of the beat when it was teased. I don't know what the **** Pharrel was thinking with that but it is the equivalent of graphic design is my passion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToxicHot 6,444 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 47 minutes ago, Agunimon said: I revisited that song yesterday and it reminded me of why I never got into it. I remember being so excited because of the beat when it was teased. I don't know what the **** Pharrel was thinking with that but it is the equivalent of graphic design is my passion. Omg, I absolutely agree. I wanna know who exactly approved that. It’s a real shame because Ariana’s verses are cool and I enjoy the “spaceship” synths on the song too. Definitely one of the worst Ariana songs out there, but that’s mostly only because of that stupid sample. I wouldn’t mind it if it was only once at the beginning, but EVERY FIVE SECONDS?! What a turn-off. I need to find a remix or something with that specific sample removed because it’s unbearable and annoying. dOnT sAd ReAcT mE 2 bE sHaDy i WiLL RePoRt U!!1! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyniildisk 12,689 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 OH YO, yung money this ones for the gay boys this ones for the YAS QUEEN GIRL YOU SLAY boys this ones for my sons and i GOT TONS Nicki GOT BARS YES NICKI GOT PUNS... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Peters 10,732 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Is this the thanks that I get for putting you bitches on? Is it my fault that all of you bitches gone? Shoulda sent a thank-you note, you little ho Now I'mma wrap your coffin with a bow "Nicki, she's just mad cause you took the spot" Word, that bitch mad cause I took the spot? Well, bitch, if you ain't shitting, then get off the pot Got some niggas out in Brooklyn that'll off your top I hear them mumbling, I hear the cackling I got 'em scared, shook, panicking Overseas, church, Vatican You at a standstill, mannequin You wanna sleep on me? Overnight? I'm the mother****ing boss, overwrite And when I pull up, vroom, motorbike Now all my niggas getting buck, overbite I see them dusty-ass Filas, Levi's Raggedy Ann, holes in your knee-highs I call the play, now do you see why? These bitches calling me Manning Eli Manning Eli, these bitches calling me Manning Eli! emma roberts is an abuser Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 124,230 Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 B-b-b-b-bet I am All of them bitches I'm badder than Mansions in Malibu, Babylon But I never mention everything I dabble in And I always ride slow when I'm straddlin' And my ****'s so wet you gotta paddle in Gotta r-r-row, gotta row ya boat It's Pink Friday Records and OVO Done did the pop tour, I'm the realest still The best legal team so the deals is ill It's MAC, OPI, and a fragrance too Apparel, I'm dominating every avenue Cobblestone, good view, little gravel too Gotta pay for the entourage travel too 'Cause I'm fl-fl-fly I'm flying high Ain't got time to talk, just hi and bye, bitch But baby, if you ask me to take a break I’ll give it all away, don’t care what the people say I’ll be a million, billion, trillion miles away aha He asked my sign, I said a Sag’ I’m a star: sheriff badge What's the point if I’m guarding? Double-D up, hoes: Dolly Parton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anveeroy 59,116 Posted September 16, 2020 Author Share Posted September 16, 2020 2 hours ago, PunkTheFunk said: Double-D up, hoes: Dolly Parton Oh my Stream Kylie-Janet Discographies! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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