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1 minute ago, FentyGa said:

cant they just induce it yet:poot:

They do it in the 41st week

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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16 minutes ago, Red said:

That's because it is 40 weeks counting from the day you last menstruated, it's not actual 40 weeks :bear: 

Someone educated about female bodies :golfclap: we have to stan

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Just now, KanyeWest said:

Someone educated about female bodies :golfclap: we have to stan

I hope it doesn't sound like I'm mansplaining tho :flop: 

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Wait, she's actually been pregnant for over 10 months?

That poor woman, it's gonna be like sh*tting out a full size watermelon. 

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22 minutes ago, Red said:

That's because it is 40 weeks counting from the day you last menstruated, it's not actual 40 weeks :bear: 

So she can expect a birth in two weeks? Maybe even one?

Urgh I wonder what's going through her mind right now, knowing it's literally anytime now.

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Just now, Bradley said:

So she can expect a birth in two weeks? Maybe even one?

Urgh I wonder what's going through her mind right now, knowing it's literally anytime now.

If she's 40 weeks in, it's either gonna happen spontaneously this week or they are gonna induce it once it hits 41

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Just now, Red said:

If she's 40 weeks in, it's either gonna happen spontaneously this week or they are gonna induce it once it hits 41

Oh wow :giveup:

It's likely to be shortly before Smile's release. In before they coincide.

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Just now, Bradley said:

Oh wow :giveup:

It's likely to be shortly before Smile's release. In before they coincide.

If it was the 90s they would totally tell her to get a C-section to make that happen :bear:

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34 minutes ago, LadyEnigma said:

i think she's gonna name her Daisy:ladyhaha:

Daisy Bloom is actually v cute haha

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AVeryGagaHolyDick

The fact that she's dropping an album probably makes her even more nervous:saladga: Poor Katy, it's about damn time

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Teletubby
38 minutes ago, LadyEnigma said:

i think she's gonna name her Daisy:ladyhaha:

I hope it will Cherry.
Cherry Bloom  ba9a640171080a3ea6cec90ffa8819f4.gif

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StrawberryBlond

I don't understand how she's not getting induced at this point. I was 11 days overdue and my mum got induced. Ok, her blood pressure had escalated and she was an older mother, but she'd just turned 38 and Katy's 35. Maybe birthing practices are a bit different now from how they used to be and as long as you and baby are healthy, you just have to wait it out. Reminds me of this horrific tale:

I mean, I'd like a child one day, but this is giving me serious pause.

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23 minutes ago, Doot said:

That poor woman, it's gonna be like sh*tting out a full size watermelon. 

:bear:

Do you speak from experience? :bear:

i don't remember ARTPOP
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LaLuna

Now that I think about it it's true she's been pregnant for a very long time it seems :bear:

Poor ha, she probably can't wait to get that thing out of her :billie:

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