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gagaxsebert
6 minutes ago, Shav33l said:

The way I can already see her hating on the album :triggered:

It’s obvious. I love Ajay but she’s going to fill her reaction full of bs with stuff like, “it’s not connecting, let me play it again” 

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palma
1 minute ago, Bradley said:

What fcking problem does Slant have with Gaga or the world... like what made you so bitter that you spent one whole decade reviewing Lady Gaga's albums and not actually paying attention to the artistry and music and just decided to write negatively before even listening to it. It's so fcking predictable at this point.

They've decided upon a negative review before Gaga stepped foot into the studio.

They're threatened that someday in the future people will remember Gaga as a monument to pop music :huntyga: It's tragic really, but we really shouldn't care at all at this point. Gaga is 12 years in and delivered in the most superb way. That's what matters the most. People tore ARTPOP apart cause it was cool to do so and now they are writing essays on how misunderstood it was. It wasn't misunderstood by sincere people, some just like to hop on the hate bandwagon :ohwell:

N E ways... Slant doesn't matter and any veteran monster knows this by now so no worries guys :lolly:

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Haldy
Just now, HighRoad said:

I just saw on twitter that a reviewer (don’t know the publications, their name was Jeff I think) gave Chromatica an 85 but MC put on their system as a 75. Would they change this

He gave it a B, with his interpretation being that a B = 83. However, Metacritic take the score they are given and use it against their chart. And on their chart, a B is 75. The only way it'd change is if he changed the review to an A-, but they don't usually retroactively change reviews so I don't think it will change. I'd let this one slide, if I'm honest!

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Lol, how could Enigma sound great live if it wasn't played ever? They couldn't even get the facts right.

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ANVEEROY
Just now, ThisBitch said:

How many reviews does Chromatica need to have a final MC number?

It depends. Like BTW had 30 reviews, Joanne had around 27... We have to monitor for one-week! 

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5 minutes ago, BruceWayneOnMe said:

They have given plenty of songs good score too:lana:

Exactly! And never forget that it’s always a matter of tastes anyway, chile :ohwell:

It doesn’t stop you from blasting the whole album on repeat and enjoying it :ally:

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The owner of Slant is a senile Madonna stan after all. They’ve been upset and frothing at the mouth since Gaga won an Oscar and went #1 in the same year. So yeah, I don’t think anybody expected that bitter queen to praise Gaga at all; consider it revenge for the fact that Madonna has been critically loathed and culturally detested between 2010 and 2020. There’s no doubt he had that review drafted and ready to upload weeks in advance as a way to “get back” at Gaga for proving them all wrong. 

In their perfect world it’s still 2013 and everyone has turned their back on Gaga. When you consider the journey she’s been on since then and the complete 180 her career has taken, from the perspective of a lifelong hater, I’d be pissed too. 
 

**** you Sal Cinquemani.

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I'm confused by this rating so is 8/10 butts good or bad :lmao: Either way this guy is an idiot

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Bradley
Just now, palma said:

They're threatened that someday in the future people will remember Gaga as a monument to pop music :huntyga: It's tragic really, but we really shouldn't care at all at this point. Gaga is 12 years in and delivered in the most superb way. That's what matters the most. People tore ARTPOP apart cause it was cool to do so and now they are writing essays on how misunderstood it was. It wasn't misunderstood by sincere people, some just like to hop on the hate bandwagon :ohwell:

N E ways... Slant doesn't matter and any veteran monster knows this by now so no worries guys :lolly:

Too bad she will be. They better deal with it.

Yeah I'm sure the fans know it's no big deal but it does reflect on the Metacritic score. It brought it below 80 at this point, we'll see whether it can be brought up later.

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