Dinner Ft. Adele - GGD collab

[Venus Rose 5,638]

1 minute ago, Gracious Gaga said:

this is gonna have more writing credits than a Beyonce album 

Then we've gotta get @ProjectJoanne and @billygrey to record it for us 

[LoLaA 2,359]

7 minutes ago, Gracious Gaga said:

this is gonna have more writing credits than a Beyonce album 

Because we don't have Sia in our basement 

[Gracious Gaga 17,163]

Just now, Lionel Ronaldo said:

Because we don't have Sia in our basement 

@Sia wya ?

[lifeasgeorge 9,427]

GAGA:

I came along, there you were,

and I knew that you'd be mine.

So thick, so juicy,

so yummy and so fine.

Even Shakira's hips knew that,

and they don't tell lies.

I'll be a cannibal baby, just for tonight.

(prechorus)

ADELE:

I said I'm hungry, baby, whats on the menu tonight?

I want chicken, is that alright?
 

GAGA:  No it’s pasta tonight 

ADELE:

Hello it's me, mother F*ckin Adele

You had your dinner now let me serve you dessert

Imma give you this british cake 

I just lost this weight and no it aint fake 

Just sold a couple million albums I like to stay humble

But when I serve you this cake I wanna hear that tummy grumble

it's dinner time stefani, open up and take a taste

Chorus (both):

we'll make you feel like a sinner-er-er

when you join us for dinner-er-er

ohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhh

we'll make you feel like a sinner-er-er

when you join us for dinner-er-er

 

[Blown Away 5,218]

2 minutes ago, lifeasgeorge said:

GAGA:

I came along, there you were,

and I knew that you'd be mine.

So thick, so juicy,

so yummy and so fine.

Even Shakira's hips knew that,

and they don't tell lies.

I'll be a cannibal baby, just for tonight.

(prechorus)

ADELE:

I said I'm hungry, baby, whats on the menu tonight?

I want chicken, is that alright?
 

GAGA:  No it’s pasta tonight 

ADELE:

Hello it's me, mother F*ckin Adele

You had your dinner now let me serve you dessert

Imma give you this british cake 

I just lost this weight and no it aint fake 

Just sold a couple million albums I like to stay humble

But when I serve you this cake I wanna hear that tummy grumble

it's dinner time stefani, open up and take a taste

Chorus (both):

we'll make you feel like a sinner-er-er

when you join us for dinner-er-er

ohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhh

we'll make you feel like a sinner-er-er

when you join us for dinner-er-er

 

(Cooking timer goes off)

[Gracious Gaga 17,163]

(verse 1)

GAGA:

I came along, there you were,

and I knew that you'd be mine.

So thick, so juicy,

so yummy and so fine.

Even Shakira's hips knew that,

and they don't tell lies.

I'll be a cannibal baby, just for tonight.

(prechorus)

ADELE:

I said I'm hungry, baby, whats on the menu tonight?

I want chicken, is that alright?
 

GAGA:  No it’s pasta tonight 

ADELE: *raps* 

Hello it's me, mother F*ckin Adele

You had your dinner now let me serve you dessert

Imma give you this british cake 

I just lost this weight and no it aint fake 

Just sold a couple million albums I like to stay humble

But when I serve you this cake I wanna hear that tummy grumble

it's dinner time stefani, open up and take a taste

Chorus (both):

we'll make you feel like a sinner-er-er

when you join us for dinner-er-er

ohhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhh

we'll make you feel like a sinner-er-er

when you join us for dinner-er-er

Baby we'll cook it up real good

watch it burn nice and slow

crank up the temperature make you feel good

and when that timer dings- you'll know..

(cooking timer goes off)

baby its dinner time time time time (its ready for you)

baby its dinner time time time time (its waiting for you)

(verse 2)

[dynamite 59,467]

Extended mariachi verse:

I thought it was real

You called it a dream

You asked me for waffles

And said "hold the cream"

I did what you asked 

And I should have been pleased 

But you brought your dog over

Bitch, now we got fleas

 

 

[LoLaA 2,359]

I am not good at this but can we have Ari saying 'Have some pasta' in the beginning of the song? 

[LoLaA 2,359]

6 minutes ago, Gracious Gaga said:

@Sia wya ?

We serving her lemons and she makes lemonade  

[dynamite 59,467]

1 minute ago, Lionel Ronaldo said:

I am not good at this but can we have Ari saying 'Have some pasta' in the beginning of the song? 

Yesss 

Bang Bang who?

[lifeasgeorge 9,427]

Live footage of Gaga and Adele after they sweeped the Grammys for Song of the Year, Record of the Year, and Best Pop Duo/Group for their #1 smash Dinner  we did it kids 

[Spyro 8,438]

Ok but these lyrics are slaying tho

[dynamite 59,467]

25 minutes ago, Spyro said:

Ok but these lyrics are slaying tho

I can't deny the thread idea came to me after downing a bottle of wine and the effects are wearing off and now I'm like  mess 

[ChicaSkas 23,130]

Okay so this is one of those Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles/ tounge in cheek / Monty Python type humor threads.

This is a borderline thread.

I see many of you are just knocking yourselves out reporting each other in this thread so please , in that spirit, knock it off.

 

On one hand -- yes. The premise of assuming fat phobia and fat jokes is there, mildly, in assuming a song featuring Adele might jokingly involve food. This was a joke, many years ago, when there was a rumored Gaga and Adele collab.

It is well known Adele was overweight for a time. She has since lost a lot of that. 

On the other hand -- as long as people are not outright insulting Adele directly or fatshaming or insulting each other -- or fatshaming each other -- then the thread can remain as something humourous and harmless.

 

Please don't go to either extreme -- don't over report each other into oblivion -- but don't offend each other deeply either.

Don't be the reason we can't have nice things like forums. 

[ChicaSkas 23,130]

7 hours ago, dynamite said:

Bye bitch no need to stay

easy on the name calling, you were reported , just a gentle warning. please don't next time because it devolves into flamebait