Maluma shaved his beard and I want to CRY [trigger warning]

[Guest Blue Madonna]

WATTICE DIS 

Okay so here are some pics of a man whom I considered to be one of the hottest in the universe.

I wish I was the guitar  

 

Smuggle me inside your coat like I'm a baby kangaroo pls  

in the words of a wise @Davian, I hope I get to see him from that perspective one day

 

He was perfect  and he threw it all away. I logged onto Discord and was excited to see a new message in our Maluma thirst channel (yes that exists ) but it was @Talenti reporting the news that sis has shaved his beard

Now we have this:

 

@Talenti pointed out that he looks like his name is Chad, and I think he looks like Austin from Austin and Ally which ngl was a cute look in 2012 but not so much now  

In conclusion, tonight the gays were served a ripperoni pizza   It's a tragic loss and while admittedly he can still do whatever he wants with me, we will be mourning this evening 

Gone but not forgotten. Use this thread to pay your respects and to provide evidence that he intends on growing it back ASAP.  

[Guest Blue Madonna]

In loving memory of his beautiful beard, tonight we will be dancing in circles to his Calvin Klein ad 

[Nuggets 14,166]

He looks hotter than he did before and that's on PERIYAT.

[Regina George 59,387]

He’s still hot and he can still get it

[Andreu 37,216]

We  lost ladies 

[KatieJudasGaga4 67,907]

Calm down  

[Andreu 37,216]

But jokes aside I didnt think the difference from bearded to without beard would be ao huge

 

he's still cute obvs but not super attractive like he is with beard

[Clarence 1,444]

the bottom in me loved the beard. but now the top in me is thinking some redacted things about his shaved face #VersTingz

[Guest Blue Madonna]

Just now, Nuggets said:

He looks hotter than he did before and that's on PERIYAT.

 

 

[Guest Blue Madonna]

2 minutes ago, KatieJudasGaga4 said:

Calm down  

[Smith 5,499]

oh no 

[StarstruckIllusion 49,983]

Still cute tho..

[Woohoo 6,534]

still hot yall better step your bottom games up 

[GooberChill 456]

[TheSlash 14,539]

I LOVE men with a proper and well-groomed beard, but he looks hot even without the beard and that's that on that.