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derpmonster

Don't crucify me for this y'all 

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PartySick

Nurse: "the doctor will be in shortly"

Patient: "thanks...you trust her?"

Nurse: "she's a professional :)"

Doctor from the next room: "WHY'D YOU COME AROUND ME WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT YOU'RE MAKING ALL MY THOUGHTS OBSCENE"

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Franch Toast

I've been alternating between singing "Stupid Love" and the chorus to Lizzo's "Feelin' Good as Hell" while hand washing. Singing "Happy Birthday" x2 grew old really fast. 

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Shipper

This is the kind of content I signed up GGD for

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PartySick
43 minutes ago, NFRockwell said:

Wait what are those real steps from 5-8 :billie:

That's professional hand washing that they teach you in medical/culinary classes :ally:

Between the fingers, under the nails, and use room temperature water, not hot water, 'cause the heat dries your skin and makes little cracks for germs to have babies in :enigma:

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derpmonster
55 minutes ago, PartySick said:

Between the fingers, under the nails, and use room temperature water, not hot water, 'cause the heat dries your skin and makes little cracks for germs to have babies in :enigma:

I did not know this :nooo:

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PartySick
1 minute ago, derpmonster said:

I did not know this :nooo:

Now you do :ally:

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