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I am genuinely curious, how do song and video leaks happen? Are there snakes in an artist's team that leak for $$$? Are there hackers who target weak security systems? I need answers lol

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SharkmanthaC

I'm wondering this too.  If it's part of her team, I hope she's firing some of them.

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CautiousLurker

I'm glad you asked, DO NOT FEAR, I am here, to deliver, THE TRUTH... The following has been 100% proven without a shadow of a doubt - the way leaks happen:

Scene 1


A safe vault, lasers ERRWERR, in the middle of the room a diamond-encrusted hard drive resides, two very bulky men in dapper suits, both with ear pieces, stand outside the vault

In order to make the leak happen, a young slender yet handsum gay intern needs to distract the guards - he does so by walking by the both of them with his bussy out and being like 'oh no, I just dropped my earnings'...

What follows I cannot describe for safety reasons BUT, rest assured when the guards have plowed their hearts out and have been rendered too exhausted and in desperate need of a nap (they cuddle together while taking a nap btw), that's when the real work for the intern begins

He uses... lubricant... to squeeze into a human-sized shaft, and drops down only to see... THE HARDDRIVE

Emotions overwhelm him, he has never seen such technological beauty in his LIFE - and that's where he makes his first mistake... The stand the harddrive is on is pressure-sensitive, the moment he touches it, ALARMS BLAIR 

It looks hopeless, the intern is trapped, Gaga is racing to vault herself, seeing the two guards cuddling with one another, she knows what's up, she's been through this a million times before... And because of this... she knows it's too late...

The intern came prepared - he downloaded all the songs onto his phone and was uploading all of them to the cloud... He will never see the light of day again - he'll be outsourced to a lab where they clone Sia, where they will perform a series of inhumane experiments on him for products to be used in Haus Labs later... But the intern rejoices in the knowledge that a couple dozen gays were able to hear the unreleased track... and 6 of them even liked it :enigma:
 

It's a joke! When you give me that look, it's a joke!
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Widows Kiss

When your useless team stores future releases on iCloud. Time after time Gaga's team proves just how useless they are yet some little snowflaksters keep defending them like their life depends on it. There is no other high profile artist who had stuff leaked before every single era like Gaga.

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20 minutes ago, SamanthaC said:

I'm wondering this too.  If it's part of her team, I hope she's firing some of them.

If that's the case, how awful. I wonder who it could be. Whether it's someone close to Gaga or some random assistant audio technician whom she barely knows works for her.

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misunderstood

It's different.

Sometimes it's someone in the circle of the artist, sometimes it involves hacking, sometimes it's blackmail and using people

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10 minutes ago, sampool said:

Gaga upload them then act surprised 

Gaga isn't the same as she was during ARTPOP y'all saw how upset she was during the Joanne leak she's not leaking her own work. Y'all need to stop :rip:

 

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11 minutes ago, sampool said:

Gaga upload them then act surprised 

She's milking ASIB, wbk

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Luna Lovegood

Her team (some of them) are incompetent and it makes my blood boil

luna’s advocate
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Well if the material is ready for a long time this can happen. They probably had several dates in mind and sent it out for hearings to djs and radio hosts, but then pushed back the dates. Eventually the files trinkle down til it ends up public.

I mean we’ve known about Stupid Love since October. And almost every Friday was a rumored release date so far.

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