LadariousGarage 1 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 so, i've seen threads hating on Billie, and their stories really touched me, so I decided to come forward The other day I was minding my own buisness, sitting on a bench, scrolling through twitter cuz I had nothing to do, listening to Lady Gaga's fourth studio album ARTPOP while I waited for my train I suddenly found myself confronted by a angry Billie Eilish, I was shookith, cuz like gurl, I just met Billie Eilish she grabbed my phone, and chucked it several feet away from me, where it promptly got stepped on by her security guard "How dare you listen to that flop" she told me, anger seething in her eyes "I- I- I'm sorry" I managed to stutter out she proceeded to punch me in the face rather hard and tell me "Listen to Bad Guy or else" she told me "Or Else What, oh god, what is happening" I asked, nervously "YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE LADARIOUSGARAGE NOR WILL HE EVER BE NOW STREAM BAD GUY YOU WORTHLESS *Beep*" She said, levitating, her eyes red Terrified, I ran off, and hid behind a bush she proceeded to cackle in a deep sounding, demonic voice, and then proceeded to go back to the ground, and get into her car, and stare at the bush I was hiding behind with anger This story has truly affected me, who else could be a victim of her terrible attacks, this is why I have decided to come forward and yes I will be suing her too as well as many others so Billie Eilish Lets do it baby I know the Law Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pop Music 20,522 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Just now, LadariousGarage said: Lady Gaga's fourth studio album ARTPOP already so full of taste Gaga 💝Taylor 💝Carly Rae 💝Rina 💝MARINA 💝Britney💝Lights 💝Shania 💝Sigrid💝 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlash 14,539 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 This is a sign of her having a pact with the devil, hun . And our fave Gags did that too, or how do you think this GIF came to be: Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CautiousLurker 17,237 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 5 minutes ago, LadariousGarage said: and yes I will be suing her too Get that paper I guess, but do you really think it's safe to sue a person who you know can levitate? Personally I'd just listen to the damn song, I mean, I'm not a fan, but now that I've given it a try, it's really not so bad... not bad at all... In fact It's pretty good, it's... just listen to it, I think... you might like it after a few listens, I think... you'll understand... why it's so great Men are naturally more dominating, aggressive, and logical thinking because we have balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Wow, what did I just read? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Prince 100,946 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 For not keeping your oath to silence you will be punished....shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie 5,384 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 #MeToo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyanDante 5,820 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 I am surprised she didn't call you fat or speak whale to you or flick your 🐈 I'm not very good with Social Mediaᵀᴹ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie 5,384 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 4 minutes ago, CyanDante said: I am surprised she didn't call you fat or speak whale to you or flick your 🐈 *whispers* obesity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reject False Icons 4,591 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 i believe you sis that b***h levitates, sets herself on fire, bleeds randomly I’m a supporter, tell me when is the hearing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AntonTurnItUp 7,046 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 48 minutes ago, Morphine Prince said: Basic 14yo girl teas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
myusername 315 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Maestro play me your symphony I will listen to anything Take me on a trip DJ free my mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poissonche 12,365 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA she really is the new Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMROD 103,231 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Oh wow, stolen for next time I went to a bar. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ✧*:･ﾟ 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚙𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚛... (*´艸｀*) ♡♡♡ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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