Pitchfork drags Justin's new single "Yummy" through the roof and back

[Killa 17,475]

Well all is sweet but lets mnot act like pitchfork ever talks positive about anything that isnt some indie stuff that you actually forget as next year as this song. Ofc this song has instead one year, 1 week of attention spam

[Guillaume Hamon 6,498]

Gosh it's a certified drag but when you make the most generic music without trying to add a gram of artistry...It has to happen at some point.

Also the doc' trailer sounds like a star doc' parody with all this generic statements. It's like he never developed a personality and has to act like famous people, that's cringy af and nobody's advice him in order to hide it.

 

 

[PUKKIE 457]

To the pits he goes 

[Ocean Blvd 997]

so sad some 2019 bops like Harleys in Hawaii never became hits while this sheet will top the charts.

[Queen Bitch 10,513]

I was so excited for it and I'm so disappointed with it.

[moonboywow 3,136]

Just now, Hanthos said:

so sad some 2019 bops like Harleys in Hawaii never became hits while this sheet will top the charts.

I literally listened to that song a few times but I don't remember anything about it. Yet I've listened to fancy by twice like...three times since its come out (I'm not super into twice) and I still remember it. Hm. Interesting how one is more memorable to me and the other isn't. 

[Venus Rose 5,638]

1 hour ago, DrewJayC said:

Just listened to it

 

 

 

 

electric chair 

serving

teas

[whore 11,447]

[redacted] 

[holy scheisse 22,260]

Draggdt, off a cliff 

It's a bad song. 

[Ms I am a local 2,254]

There are no lies detected and I love it. Let's make a change.org to make Justin Bieber change the title to "Yucky" please  

[StrawberryBlond 14,862]

Rightly deserved. This isn't a song that you make after a break of over 4 years. I wasn't expecting something groundbreaking and original but I didn't bank on such an awful, childish chorus. How can a 25 year old married man think this isn't a cringey chorus? Doesn't anyone around him give him any guidance as to what sounds good? But hey, they know people will buy it anyway, so why bother saying anything? 2020 is not off to a good start but maybe starting off the year bad is a sign that it can only get better from here on out as opposed to peaking straight out the gate.

[Kahzandra 142]

It's a terrible song.  Musically and lyrically it is not fresh or directional in any way.  2020 should be all about hearing new sounds and new patterns in pop music...."Yummy" sounds stale, played out, and boring.