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Gaga quotes, but they're pessimistic


TheSlash

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Make sure when writing about my new album/ project CHARTDROP that you CAPITALIZE the title, *its all in the details* good morning twitter

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Chromaticunt

COME AND HANG OUT WITH ME + MY FAMILY YOU ARE FANTASTIC TRYING TO RENT AN APARTMENT IN MY BUILDING TO BEFRIEND ME. WELCOME!!!

A reverse negativity expedition. :gayhat:

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DoremonLove
2 hours ago, Epione said:

Original: Our haus. Your rules. Battle for your life.

Pessimistic: Our chemicals. Your face. Battle for your wallet.

:air:

How can anoyone not love gaga
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dynamite
1 hour ago, ThatBinch said:

Original: "I have a huge donkey d*ck."

Negative: "I'm 5 inches on a good day."

I was coming here to use this quote! I'm shocked and upset!  :neyde:

Like a poem said by a neydy in red
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gagaschickens

take my hand stay joanne

 

ew dont touch me leave joanne

リのひ ᄃム刀'イ 尺乇ムり イんノ丂, ᄃム刀 リのひ?
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Sepsami

Original: "Whether I’m wearing lots of makeup or no makeup, I’m always the same person inside."

Remake: "Whether I’m wearing lots of makeup or no makeup, I’m always ugly anyways."

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Sepsami
34 minutes ago, weed said:

My momma told me when I was young, “you were a mistake” 

I'm just imagining the song going like this and an angry woman yelling YOU WERE A MISTAKE and I- :air:

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TheSlash

Original: "I am Joanne. I am my father's daughter and my sister's sister."

New: "Ew, I'm not my dead aunt. And I am related to people like every other human on this earth - nothing new."

Ew, David!
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