TheSlash 14,539 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 So, I'm bored . And a few days ago I had an idea that sounded funny in my head . Basically, take a quote of Gaga and rewrite it so it sounds as if Gaga was pessimistic all the time and lost hope in this world. For example: Original: "There can be 100 people in a room and 99 don't believe in you, but one does." The "new" version: "There can be 100 people in a room and one believes in you, but 99 don't." Spoiler I have an honest feeling this thread will flop Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widows Kiss 7,818 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I'm American Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joannesrats 26 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 "Your career won't wake up one morning and roll over and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore." "Invest in your career because every relationship you'll have will fall apart." Did I do it right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Original: "I'm a power bottom" Pessimistic version: "I'm a power bottom" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlash 14,539 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, PhillipBagshaw said: "Your career won't wake up one morning and roll over and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore." "Invest in your career because every relationship you'll have will fall apart." Did I do it right? I laughed, so everything seems fine Spoiler Especially the second one 3 minutes ago, Widows Kiss said: I'm American That simple sentence is much deeper as it seems at first Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serial Chiller 8,044 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Promise we’ll never come back? I promise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlash 14,539 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 Just now, Serial Chiller said: Promise we’ll never come back? I promise That joke comes from pain Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Velvet 10,988 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 Love is like a brick. You can sink a dead body. I'm like some kind of supernova Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joga 3,813 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 [original] “When I wake up in the morning, I feel like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.” [better version] “When I wake up in the morning, I feel like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're blacklisted on the radio because you released Judas (a Bad Romance knockoff), you're overexposed, you're receiving a **** ton of backlash, you're correct to be insecure, just get your Walmart-Madonna ass back to sleep, and imagine The Edge of Glory actually hitting number one on the US charts instead of the track getting actually blocked by Rolling in the Deep by the rising Adele, the new Anti-Gaga of the music industry, and Katy Perry, who now has more number ones than you." Spoiler i think she was 25 at the time but let's pretend Spoiler also not me dragging gaga here Spoiler i also wanted to do this quote: “I don't want to live in a country where a government decides if you were raped or not." but that's gonna be too much GAGA || TAYLOR || BJÖRK || KENDRICK || LANA || NICKI || MADONNA || KANYE || BEYONCÉ || MARIAH || MCR || KATE || RINA || CHARLI || FIONA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hebi 13,928 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 My ARTPOP doesn't mean anything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thwack 762 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, klaus said: [original] “When I wake up in the morning, I feel like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're Lady Gaga, you get up and walk the walk today.” [better version] “When I wake up in the morning, I feel like any other insecure 24-year-old girl. Then I say, 'Bitch, you're blacklisted on the radio because you released Judas (a Bad Romance knockoff), you're overexposed, you're receiving a **** ton of backlash, you're correct to be insecure, just get your Walmart-Madonna ass back to sleep, and imagine The Edge of Glory actually hitting number one on the US charts instead of the track getting actually blocked by Rolling in the Deep by the rising Adele, the new Anti-Gaga of the music industry, and Katy Perry, who now has more number ones than you." Hide contents i think she was 25 at the time but let's pretend Reveal hidden contents also not me dragging gaga here Reveal hidden contents i also wanted to do this quote: “I don't want to live in a country where a government decides if you were raped or not." but that's gonna be too much Whoa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSlash 14,539 Posted December 23, 2019 Author Share Posted December 23, 2019 Original: "Ignore all hatred and criticism. Live for what you create, and die protecting it." "Better" version: "Listen to hatred and criticism, it will come for you anyway. And die while failing to protect the art you live for." Spoiler Ew, David! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 "Don't be yourself, just be who you aren't" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJudasGaga4 67,907 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 "Just hide yourself in regret Don't love yourself and you're set I'm not on the right track, baby I wasn't born this way" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC 25,164 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, KatieJudasGaga4 said: "Just hide yourself in regret Don't love yourself and you're set I'm not on the right track, baby I wasn't born this way" She can’t express herself Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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