nodandsmile 10,650 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 could be a hot mess but guess who is going to see it... tho this is disappointing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 "Much to his dismay, Jason Derulo's penis in #CatsMovie is smaller than he would like" is a phrase I had to read with my own eyes in the year of our lord 2019. We really do live in a society after all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 1 minute ago, nenhures said: "Much to his dismay, Jason Derulo's penis in #CatsMovie is smaller than he would like" is a phrase I had to read with my own eyes in the year of our lord 2019. We really do live in a society after all. This is worse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas P 18,479 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Quite frankly...the reactions are not even half as bad as I thought they were gonna be I’m a simple guy to please, if you like Melodrama, we chill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KleinGa 18,177 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 CGI'ing Jason Derulo's anaconda out is a crime against humanity honestly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoshLife 16,995 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 so, I was in my high school's production of CATS like 13 years ago (I was Gus the Theatre Cat - is that role even in the movie? His part's kinda... boring). My director told us "CATS is an inside joke, and the audience is on the outside." I wonder if the movie is the same way, or if they tried to make it make sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JazzGa 14,621 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Jason Derulo is really complaining that this movie is not horny enough for his tastes I'm definitely watching this trainwreck when it comes out on streaming services. I mean, CATS was always supposed to be over-the-top campy, cheesy, gay-ass fun. But the movie is looking like too much Hollywood spit and polish for me. The CGI takes away that theatrical production flair which I found appealing about the Broadway musical My old cat is a tough man, but i cant deny the way he bites my hand and he stabs me, he grabs me by my heart <3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryusei 61,110 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, Thomas P said: Quite frankly...the reactions are not even half as bad as I thought they were gonna be This. Curious to see what it'll score on Metacritic. I'm not gonna see it anyway but would be nice if it wasn't as panned as people make it out to be sometimes Musery Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlopSlurper 34,336 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 I think the problem is them finding naked CGI cats sexually attractive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoshLife 16,995 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 21 minutes ago, the Devil of Pop said: Jason Derulo is really complaining that this movie is not horny enough for his tastes I'm definitely watching this trainwreck when it comes out on streaming services. I mean, CATS was always supposed to be over-the-top campy, cheesy, gay-ass fun. But the movie is looking like too much Hollywood spit and polish for me. The CGI takes away that theatrical production flair which I found appealing about the Broadway musical The film of the musical is really well-done - it's the Broadway musical staging but with good production value (for a recorded piece of live theatre). I definitely recommend watching it if you haven't already! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katharine Hepburn 4,607 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Even if it's awful at least it will interesting xoxo Joanne Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villanelle 1,247 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 I can't wait. I'm so miserable lately and this movie looks colourful and fun lol I need it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
weed 73,872 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Idk if I'll see it in theaters but I'm def going to watch lmao it seems exciting and visually stunning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bt1 5,213 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 I'm here for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reginald 13,841 Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Jellicle Cats, come out tonight I can't believe I live in a timeline where they made a Hollywood film adaptation of Cats. I'm gonna go in with super low expectations honestly bc I'm a huge fan of the stage musical. Hopefully it's good though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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