CEREMONY || Born This Way

[Blown Away 5,218]

Why hasn't BTW left yet? Apart from the message the song is so... meh

[Lilmonzter 2,864]

2 minutes ago, Animal Claws said:

8. Government Hooker

Overall Score: 8.522

Highest Score: 11 @Suspiria @Phaye Monster

Lowest Score: 4 @Josip 

COMMENTS

@DutchHooker - This created my username and my signature:
DutchHooooaaaaahkkhhhaaaaahhh
"Put your hands on me,
John F. Kennedy
I'll make you squeal baby
As long as you pay me" 
The power!!  A 10 for me!

@Suspiria- Absolute banger. Peak Gaga. Edgy hardcore instrumental, tongue in cheek lyrics, great energy. Definitely top 5 Gaga songs ever.

@FRANK1991 - Interesting vocals, I get why gays love this track, but not a bop for me

@GaGaLB - Bop. Should have been released as a single and had it's proper music video

@HeavyCapiLover - I feel like I'm at a strip club in a SM outfit everytime I listen to it 

@Haus Swiftie- A sexual tech raunchy jam that just gets me going 

@Blown Away - A weird mashup of three songs that somehow sounds good. I don't know how to explain it. It's like a nice cocktail I guess, one with an amazing chorus and some less amazing parts. The instrumental is the best part of the song, it freaking slaps.

@onion gurl - It’s better live, by both versions are fun little bops, I sometimes skip it though

@Lilmonzter - Such a funky song. John F Kennedy meets gaga calls her a tramp. You know the gist. Well.

@Franch Toast- A decent dance song, but necessarily my favorite. 

@Ladey Gaygay - Everytime I hear this I feel like a high end wh*re walking down an industrial complex

@DovakhiinSasha - this song needed the time to grow on me. But the HOOOKAAA-AAAH is life when singing along in the car.

@MANiCURE 6 - This is a nasty song. I love it.

@Esteban - Filthy industrial bop. It's feverish, heavy, dirty.. The operatic parts, the dirty male voice... I can totally imagine myself sweating on leather walls during a satanic sexual ritual (: Once again there is a 80's and an industrial vibe with modern electronic sounds.

@Candy Gaga- Top 5 on the album for me since release. Experimental and iconic to this day.

@Phaye Monster - this song is just special to me. Something about drinking your own tears is very interesting. A forgotten gem.

@BadGurlMadge - now this deserves a 10 for being an absolute bop!

Well deserved 

[Bubblegum Bitch 18,934]

1 minute ago, Blown Away said:

Why hasn't BTW left yet? Apart from the message the song is so... meh

This song is so express yourselfy, yeah! 

[Enzo 37,977]

Poor Enigma 

[Jose P 23,341]

3 minutes ago, Animal Claws said:

8. Government Hooker

Overall Score: 8.522

Highest Score: 11 @Suspiria @Phaye Monster

Lowest Score: 4 @Josip 

COMMENTS

@DutchHooker - This created my username and my signature:
DutchHooooaaaaahkkhhhaaaaahhh
"Put your hands on me,
John F. Kennedy
I'll make you squeal baby
As long as you pay me" 
The power!!  A 10 for me!

@Suspiria- Absolute banger. Peak Gaga. Edgy hardcore instrumental, tongue in cheek lyrics, great energy. Definitely top 5 Gaga songs ever.

@FRANK1991 - Interesting vocals, I get why gays love this track, but not a bop for me

@GaGaLB - Bop. Should have been released as a single and had it's proper music video

@HeavyCapiLover - I feel like I'm at a strip club in a SM outfit everytime I listen to it 

@Haus Swiftie- A sexual tech raunchy jam that just gets me going 

@Blown Away - A weird mashup of three songs that somehow sounds good. I don't know how to explain it. It's like a nice cocktail I guess, one with an amazing chorus and some less amazing parts. The instrumental is the best part of the song, it freaking slaps.

@onion gurl - It’s better live, by both versions are fun little bops, I sometimes skip it though

@Lilmonzter - Such a funky song. John F Kennedy meets gaga calls her a tramp. You know the gist. Well.

@Franch Toast- A decent dance song, but necessarily my favorite. 

@Ladey Gaygay - Everytime I hear this I feel like a high end wh*re walking down an industrial complex

@DovakhiinSasha - this song needed the time to grow on me. But the HOOOKAAA-AAAH is life when singing along in the car.

@MANiCURE 6 - This is a nasty song. I love it.

@Esteban - Filthy industrial bop. It's feverish, heavy, dirty.. The operatic parts, the dirty male voice... I can totally imagine myself sweating on leather walls during a satanic sexual ritual (: Once again there is a 80's and an industrial vibe with modern electronic sounds.

@Candy Gaga- Top 5 on the album for me since release. Experimental and iconic to this day.

@Phaye Monster - this song is just special to me. Something about drinking your own tears is very interesting. A forgotten gem.

@BadGurlMadge - now this deserves a 10 for being an absolute bop!

The distaste. Ugh gross 

[HeavyCapiLover 3,576]

[rumours 45,521]

1 minute ago, Blown Away said:

Why hasn't BTW left yet? Apart from the message the song is so... meh

Breathes in Heavily 

NO MATTER GHEY STRAIGHT OR BYE JUST BE A TRAITOR WITH FRIES IM ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABIES HERE ARE BOUND TO BE FLIES 

[Ryusei 61,110]

Not y‘all acting like #8 is a bad ranking for government hooker  

[Animal Claws 18,665]

7. Yoü and I

Overall Score: 8.859

Highest Score: 11 @Tigra @Ryusei @Gypsy

Lowest Score: 3 @ChrisGaga 

COMMENTS

@DutchHooker - A powerful song!

@Suspiria- mean it's great. Not my personal taste so much but a revealing ballad without any of the typical boringness. She had her "stadium rock" moment but still made it her own. Once again, Joanne really wishes it had this level of songwriting and personality.

@FRANK1991- I'm just not into that country rock vibe eeek!

@GaGaLB -BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP 

@FinallyFree - not one of my faves but it’s an ok song

@HeavyCapiLover - This could have been a bigger a hit if she released it for Joanne

@RudraCNG- Her best ballad ever. Million who?

@Haus Swiftie - Used to think it was overrated but then I gained taste. Rock pop ballad and is such a song fit for a stadium 

@Blown Away- It's great and will age greatly, but has lost some of its appeal over the years for me. There's nothing else I can say (Eh, Eh) about the song.

@onion gurl - could’ve done without the drums but it’s a great song so I’ll give it a good score 

@Lilmonzter - Her first foray into country twang

@Caca - (Cute Ballad, nothing special)

@Focz- (Second favorite with Judas)

@Franch Toast- Brian May on guitar, Jo Calderone, stellar vocals – what more could you ask for? 

@Ladey Gaygay - A skip

@DovakhiinSasha- I used to love this song but now I cant stand it anymore... cause because it has been overplayed a bit.

@MANiCURE 6 - Her vocals...

@Esteban - Classic stadium rock song. A cult gaga's song with very good lyrics but the instrumental is kind of basic imo.

@Candy Gaga - Beautiful lyrics , vocals and vibes.

@BadGurlMadge- I luv it

[Pop Music 20,540]

Just now, Ryusei said:

Not y‘all acting like #8 is a bad ranking for government hooker  

when the album is THIS good some of the good tracks have to be left in the dust 

[HeavyCapiLover 3,576]

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[Bubblegum Bitch 18,934]

Wow, such a high place for You and I. I wonder! 

[HeavyCapiLover 3,576]

[Ivy 12,583]

I was just listening to this song 

[Pop Music 20,540]

I feel like I barely have an opinion on You and I 

it's not bad it's just kinda there and it's decent and fun