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Explain ARTPOP to medieval peasants

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PunkTheFunk

You've just travelled back in time 700 years to the year 1319. When you step out of your time machine, you find yourself on a farm in medieval England, surrounded by peasants plowing the land.

"Who're thee?" cries one peasant, pointing their hoe at you. "Get thy legges off me radishes!

"Ay, 'tis a huntye," cries another peasant, who you find lowkey attractive.

You just so happen to be wearing an ARTPOP t-shirt. One of the peasants pokes you in the chest and asks you what it says on your clothing.

"Oh, it's my ARTPOP t-shirt" you tell them, smiling homosexually.

"ARTPOP?" the peasants exclaim as they gawk at you. "Explainne thyself, or choppe choppe, thy dicke cometh off!"  What explanation do you give them? Keep in mind that these armed and dangerous peasants have no concept of modern pop music or art, let alone Lady Gaga.

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Talenti

I would tell them, BEHOLDETH, I BRING TO YOU THE WORDS OF GOD HIMSELF, HE WISHES YOU ALL TO LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM AND TO CONTINUALLY STREAM IT WITHOUT QUESTIONS. HE ALSO SAID  FOR EVERYONE TO GIVE IN TO HUNTYISM AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND MAKE EM TOUCH:tony:

HE ALSO SAID TO IGNORE THE TRACK “SWINE” IT WAS A MISTAKE HE MADE:poot: 

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huttont

I’d tell them to wait for the Joanne era. Much more farming and chickens they can relate to

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27monster27
12 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said:

"Ay, 'tis a huntye," cries another peasant, who you find lowkey attractive.

:rip::rip::rip::rip:

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Customzanotti

Thy artistical revolution thru the potential of popular tunes  :flower:

Gonna leys on me bootes, throw some leather encrooze
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Serial Chiller

i was expecting one of Ms.PunktheFunk’s iconic thinkpieces but instead we get this fanfic prompt bs? 

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HeavyyMetalVenuss

“jewels n' drugs, playeth yond hustle
smoth'r 'em, if 't be true thee wanna beest lacking valor
slapeth honey on a young pancake
we knoweth how to maketh yond wage.”

love it when u call me leggs, in the morning buy me eggs
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PunkTheFunk
Just now, Serial Chiller said:

i was expecting one of Ms.PunktheFunk’s iconic thinkpieces but instead we get this fanfic prompt bs? 

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Don't question my art

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Blue Madonna

Peasants??? I don’t want to have to deal with the Barbz... not again... :saladga:

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Zander

"Pass thee a lyre and gather round and thee will perform "gemstones and medicine" and show yee through tune."

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JSwystun
1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said:

Peasants??? I don’t want to have to deal with the Barbz... not again... :saladga:

BAhhhhhh!!! Oh no she better don't

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Lilmonzter

Dance is the most abstract form of art and they'll understand! :party:

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LanaDelGrant

beholdth for i am the messenger of queen Stephani of the future, the great great great great grandaughter of your king Joanius L. G. VI  and she has sendth me to place upon thee the marvel of the music conserved like a painting-th !!!! 

Bardpop :flower:

 

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the above is stated in accordance to the prophecy
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gumzy3000

In the year 1960, a painter named Andy will paint a carrot onto a canvas. ARTPOP is basically the opposite of this. Andy tried to make the carrot very artistic but ARTPOP is about making ordinary things artistic. ARTPOP is also about being a famous person. Imagine someone who everyone in England knows. Imagine this person sings. This person is called a celebrity singer and that’s what lady gaga is. So ARTPOP is a celebration of her life and her story about being a celebrity.

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