PunkTheFunk 121,451 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 You've just travelled back in time 700 years to the year 1319. When you step out of your time machine, you find yourself on a farm in medieval England, surrounded by peasants plowing the land. "Who're thee?" cries one peasant, pointing their hoe at you. "Get thy legges off me radishes!" "Ay, 'tis a huntye," cries another peasant, who you find lowkey attractive. You just so happen to be wearing an ARTPOP t-shirt. One of the peasants pokes you in the chest and asks you what it says on your clothing. "Oh, it's my ARTPOP t-shirt" you tell them, smiling homosexually. "ARTPOP?" the peasants exclaim as they gawk at you. "Explainne thyself, or choppe choppe, thy dicke cometh off!" What explanation do you give them? Keep in mind that these armed and dangerous peasants have no concept of modern pop music or art, let alone Lady Gaga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonsterMom 12,647 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I would tell them “ It could mean anything” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoneyB 26,866 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I would tell them, BEHOLDETH, I BRING TO YOU THE WORDS OF GOD HIMSELF, HE WISHES YOU ALL TO LISTEN TO HIS WORDS OF WISDOM AND TO CONTINUALLY STREAM IT WITHOUT QUESTIONS. HE ALSO SAID FOR EVERYONE TO GIVE IN TO HUNTYISM AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND MAKE EM TOUCH HE ALSO SAID TO IGNORE THE TRACK “SWINE” IT WAS A MISTAKE HE MADE 💋 𝕊𝕥𝕖𝕡 𝕐𝕒 ℂ𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕌𝕡💋🍪 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huttont 4,674 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 I’d tell them to wait for the Joanne era. Much more farming and chickens they can relate to Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
27monster27 9,462 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, PunkTheFunk said: "Ay, 'tis a huntye," cries another peasant, who you find lowkey attractive. he/him/his Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Customzanotti 1,750 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Thy artistical revolution thru the potential of popular tunes Pompom hole n streets w/ ma heels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serial Chiller 8,044 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 i was expecting one of Ms.PunktheFunk’s iconic thinkpieces but instead we get this fanfic prompt bs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeavyyMetalVenuss 1,765 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 “jewels n' drugs, playeth yond hustle smoth'r 'em, if 't be true thee wanna beest lacking valor slapeth honey on a young pancake we knoweth how to maketh yond wage.” Cake like Malibu Gaga Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PunkTheFunk 121,451 Posted August 17, 2019 Author Share Posted August 17, 2019 Just now, Serial Chiller said: i was expecting one of Ms.PunktheFunk’s iconic thinkpieces but instead we get this fanfic prompt bs? Don't question my art Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Peasants??? I don’t want to have to deal with the Barbz... not again... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zander 14,817 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 "Pass thee a lyre and gather round and thee will perform "gemstones and medicine" and show yee through tune." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RemovedPerRequest1 124 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said: Peasants??? I don’t want to have to deal with the Barbz... not again... BAhhhhhh!!! Oh no she better don't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilmonzter 2,864 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 Dance is the most abstract form of art and they'll understand! Sing C'est la vie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ice bear 1 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 beholdth for i am the messenger of queen Stephani of the future, the great great great great grandaughter of your king Joanius L. G. VI and she has sendth me to place upon thee the marvel of the music conserved like a painting-th !!!! Bardpop ice heard one side from above Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumzy3000 6,412 Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 In the year 1960, a painter named Andy will paint a carrot onto a canvas. ARTPOP is basically the opposite of this. Andy tried to make the carrot very artistic but ARTPOP is about making ordinary things artistic. ARTPOP is also about being a famous person. Imagine someone who everyone in England knows. Imagine this person sings. This person is called a celebrity singer and that’s what lady gaga is. So ARTPOP is a celebration of her life and her story about being a celebrity. trolly troll troll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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