PerfectCure 4,755 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, rumours said: A couple of you didn't give me a pasta dish name but instead chose to write a Gaga/Bradley fanfiction I mean, half of it is true, but I gave the dish a name Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in limbo 6,035 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 hey putas this is the state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,548 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Y'all are like students who want to have extra homework Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,038 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, DiamondKing said: Y'all are like students who want to have extra homework I have free homework if anyone wants it 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kween 2,696 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, rumours said: A couple of you didn't give me a pasta dish name but instead chose to write a Gaga/Bradley fanfiction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,548 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Kween said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,038 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Rumours wishes to tell everyone that the delay in the commencement of Round 5 is because he is posting 35 pictures and can't refresh the page or else everything will be wiped. 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 15, 2019 Author Share Posted August 15, 2019 Okay, let's get this started. Here is the Top 5 from the Suitcase competition: - Submission #1: @Blue Madonna Spoiler “And rumour has it the night Gaga met Bradley, she served him 'Pasta Madonna', otherwise known to the Italians as ‘Linguini con fried vecchia mucca’. It's true, I was the plate” - Submission #2: @Kween Spoiler “The “No I didn’t purposefully sing at an event I knew you were gonna be at just so I could get your attention to star in a movie that would make me an acclaimed actress and improve my public image and then invite you home WHO DO YOU THINK I AM JUST THAT ITALIAN CHICK NEXT DOOR YOU HAVE A WIFE AND NO I DO NOT WANT YOU I AM WITH CHRISTIAN now eat your pasta” pasta” - Submission #3: @Davian Spoiler “Italian Pasta From New York With Meatballs (Left Over Dish) [Where Do You Think Your Goin’ Vegans?]” - Submission #4: @PerfectCure Spoiler The Story of Talent, Acclaim, Beauty and Success - The Best Pasta Bradley Cooper Has Ever Eaten Bradley has mentioned in one of the A Star Is Born promo interviews that a dish of leftover pasta cooked by Lady Gaga herself won him over and landed Stefani in one of the starring roles for that movie. But how did that happen? - A long time ago, Gaga was looking for a way to succeed even after a few underwhelming performances... but was that possible? It was about time Gaga would give up music for a while and try to find herself again, no matter the sphere of action. She decided to give it a go so she went to the Joanne Trattoria, the land of rat parties or also known as Lady Gaga's parents' restaurant. Not even making a step inside, she had already spotted somebody at one of the tables - and that was, yes, you guessed it, Bradley Cooper. As you have once again probably guessed, the 2 started talking about God knows what after making eye contact. Seriously, what were they even talking about here? Jokes aside, Gaga noticed the lack of food on Bradley's table, and asked him what he wanted to eat. "Well, Stefani, I'm not hungry at all. I've been looking for a woman talented enough, pretty acclaimed, drop dead beautiful and successful with her career to fill up my spot in the movie I'm writing. I need... that person for the starring role." "I've heard Myah Marie is a great singer." "But are you sure you don't want something to eat while we keep talking?" "Thank you, Stef, but Irina cooked the best pasta I have ever eaten before I came here. Speaking of which, I have to go." Bradley left, but Gaga did not. Instead, she spent a few hours trying to figure out the best pasta recipe straight from the cooks. She figured out that if someone were to beat his girlfriend's cooking skills, it was going to be her. After arriving home, Gaga spent all night testing out new flavours that would make Bradley's taste buds jump. Everyone may have the ability to cook pasta, but not everyone can do it the way Lady Gaga does. The next morning, Gaga invited Bradley to come over in order to continue their abruptly ended conversation from the night before. You probably know what happened from this point onward... "Stefani... what are these called? I've never eaten such pasta before..." "Well, I've poured all my talent, acclaim, beauty and success into them, so I guess you can call them the TABS pasta!" Bradley felt convinced that the one he would call Stefani had something in her more than great cooking skills... so they chatted for a while and even tested their camera chemistry... Years after that day... Gaga fulfilled her wish... Hope you liked the pasta, Bradley. - Submission #5: @Glittertinks Spoiler “Pasta a la Baby Daddy who leaves his girlfriend to flirt with your musically talented co-star for the ultimate PR gag of the year” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kween 2,696 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, calmar said: Rumours wishes to tell everyone that the delay in the commencement of Round 5 is because he is posting 35 pictures and can't refresh the page or else everything will be wiped. That’s just rumours Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 15, 2019 Author Share Posted August 15, 2019 @Blue Madonna @ExMachina @KatieJudasGaga4 @theadamcreator @SamanthaC @slayo @Davian @calmar @Jorget @Animal Claws @PerfectCure @Lazz Monster @loathereality @Oriane @DesertWolf @gagzus @DiamondKing @Marges @The Louvre @lost in limbo @Enzo @Glittertinks @Kween @DeluluSwine @badgirlmeat Time for songs to start being revealed... Top 5 Suitcase entries are provided in comment above. Let's start with... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,548 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, rumours said: "I've heard Myah Marie is a great singer." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 15, 2019 Author Share Posted August 15, 2019 BAD ROMANCE Spoiler Outcome: BOTTOM 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,548 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 @PerfectCure your story is just hilarious please do more stuff like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davian 44,859 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 I feel like someone is sabotaging Bad Romance What you want Lady Gaga🥂 What you want with Christina🥂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in limbo 6,035 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, Davian said: I feel like someone is sabotaging Bad Romance this is the state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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