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Miss Congeniality  

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  1. 1. Who Should be Miss Congeniality?

    • Venus
    • Mary Jane Holland
    • Gypsy
    • So Happy I Could Die
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    • Dancin' In Circles
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    • Paparazzi
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  • Poll closed on 08/29/2019 at 07:45 PM

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DiamondKing
3 minutes ago, KatieJudasGaga4 said:

You'll know how I felt :triggered:

Don't remember me about it :madge: I almost forgot about this disaster :madge:

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Lazz Monster
1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said:

@Lazz Monster girl... YAASing Sinner's Prayer and DIC in Bottom 3? And supporting Hair in Top 3? I'll find u bitch and Hunt You Down.mp3

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Hair is my +4 beach, i'm only yassing cuz this is going how it's supposed to be going :fan:

We're far from the Shallow now
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KatieJudasGaga4
3 minutes ago, Blue Madonna said:

@Lazz Monster girl... YAASing Sinner's Prayer and DIC in Bottom 3? And supporting Hair in Top 3? I'll find u bitch and Hunt You Down.mp3

 

Hair is literally the best song still IN right now :ohwell:

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Davian

I’m a few minutes it will be official that my flop entry was not picked

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What you want Lady Gaga🥂 What you want with Christina🥂
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The following are the Top 5 entries from the last Suitcase Round:

Entry #1 ( @calmar )

Entry #2 ( @Blue Madonna)

Spoiler

In Soviet Russia, disco stick ride you! We here at Haus Crabs have design a wonderful new highlighter so that you can SLAY the club every time you walk through the door. Miss Gaga ask us to create highlighter, but we no speak very good Englandese. We misinterpret, create wrong thing. BUT NO WORRY

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Our Slaughterhaus™️ highlighter, created in collaborating with SharpieⓇ, comes in five unique colours; fluorescent blue, green, pink, orange and yellow

Apply Slaughterhaus™️ to face, eyebrows, lips, cheeks, ass, anywhere you like! 

https://miro.medium.com/max/1400/0*cNfCjRyjKv94Saj7.jpg

When you walk into club, all eyes will be on you. Especially Admin’s. #BlueMadonnaForModerator2019

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Order now at 0800-83-83-83 for a SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE OFFER. Buy three Slaughterhaus™️ highlighter, and get a SpouseLabs™️ glow-in-the-dark condom FOR FREE! Everywhere will be glowing! Everywhere! Admin will get a deLIGHTful surprise that will BRIGHTEN his day when you pull out! 

Battel for your m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ life! #HausCrabs

 

Entry #3 ( @Glittertinks)

Spoiler

Haus Labs presents: The Holy Fool Highlighter*.

With this new invention, that comes with the look of an actual text highlighter that will make Judases and Russian Orthodox people shake in their Joanne boots. Just apply it to a friend's face, which you want to expose for what they really are. It will make life much easier for you, to know who just wants to build a house or sink a dead body! Nobody will betray you three times anymore  from now on, show them your power to bring them all down!

*Haus Labs is not responsible for any mistakes and in cases of cruelty but you still being in love with Judas. They also can't be sued by Taylor Swift if this product makes you sad & lonely because you don't have any friends anymore, which makes you feel like a king with no crown.”

Entry #4 ( @lost in limbo)

Spoiler

Well hello there, my name is Gloria Maria Del Culo Hole, but you can call me just Gloria Hole! I have been comissioned by the... *looks at smudged hand* House of Caca to create my own brand of highlighter for drag queens, and here I am here to introduce you to it! I present to you: Red Lipstick, inspired by Russkia! Now you might be thinking "Gloria, you puta miserable, why on Earth would you name a highlighter Red Lipstick?". Well darrling, the truth is in my red lipstick! *wink wink* 

So go ahead, buy it! You won't regret it!

With all the things that make you love Russia: urine, smell of prostituion and whiskey, Red Lipstick is sure to make you red all over!*

*Haus of Gaga takes no responsibilities for any possible regrets or **** leaks that might occur after using the product. xoxo joanne”

Entry #5 ( @Oriane)

Spoiler

“Discover желтый, как спагетти the product that will make your skin shine !”

 

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DiamondKing
1 minute ago, Blue Madonna said:

just kidding :poot: @DiamondKing love you sis :hug:

I had to think about your comment for 1 minute until I got it :air: English skills at its best :poot:

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Davian

The Sinner’s Prayer haters really think they’re the cool kids huh:triggered:

Well let me tell you, it’s not cool to hate on Sinner’s Prayer

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What you want Lady Gaga🥂 What you want with Christina🥂
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Davian
1 minute ago, Davian said:

I’m a few minutes it will be official that my flop entry was not picked

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1 minute ago, rumours said:

The following are the Top 5 entries from the last Suitcase Round:

Entry #1 ( @calmar )

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Entry #2 ( @Blue Madonna)

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In Soviet Russia, disco stick ride you! We here at Haus Crabs have design a wonderful new highlighter so that you can SLAY the club every time you walk through the door. Miss Gaga ask us to create highlighter, but we no speak very good Englandese. We misinterpret, create wrong thing. BUT NO WORRY

0*cNfCjRyjKv94Saj7.jpg

Our Slaughterhaus™️ highlighter, created in collaborating with SharpieⓇ, comes in five unique colours; fluorescent blue, green, pink, orange and yellow

Apply Slaughterhaus™️ to face, eyebrows, lips, cheeks, ass, anywhere you like! 

https://miro.medium.com/max/1400/0*cNfCjRyjKv94Saj7.jpg

When you walk into club, all eyes will be on you. Especially Admin’s. #BlueMadonnaForModerator2019

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! Order now at 0800-83-83-83 for a SPECIAL EXCLUSIVE OFFER. Buy three Slaughterhaus™️ highlighter, and get a SpouseLabs™️ glow-in-the-dark condom FOR FREE! Everywhere will be glowing! Everywhere! Admin will get a deLIGHTful surprise that will BRIGHTEN his day when you pull out! 

Battel for your m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶l̶a̶n̶d̶ life! #HausCrabs

 

Entry #3 ( @Glittertinks)

  Reveal hidden contents

Haus Labs presents: The Holy Fool Highlighter*.

With this new invention, that comes with the look of an actual text highlighter that will make Judases and Russian Orthodox people shake in their Joanne boots. Just apply it to a friend's face, which you want to expose for what they really are. It will make life much easier for you, to know who just wants to build a house or sink a dead body! Nobody will betray you three times anymore  from now on, show them your power to bring them all down!

*Haus Labs is not responsible for any mistakes and in cases of cruelty but you still being in love with Judas. They also can't be sued by Taylor Swift if this product makes you sad & lonely because you don't have any friends anymore, which makes you feel like a king with no crown.”

Entry #4 ( @lost in limbo)

  Reveal hidden contents

Well hello there, my name is Gloria Maria Del Culo Hole, but you can call me just Gloria Hole! I have been comissioned by the... *looks at smudged hand* House of Caca to create my own brand of highlighter for drag queens, and here I am here to introduce you to it! I present to you: Red Lipstick, inspired by Russkia! Now you might be thinking "Gloria, you puta miserable, why on Earth would you name a highlighter Red Lipstick?". Well darrling, the truth is in my red lipstick! *wink wink* 

So go ahead, buy it! You won't regret it!

With all the things that make you love Russia: urine, smell of prostituion and whiskey, Red Lipstick is sure to make you red all over!*

*Haus of Gaga takes no responsibilities for any possible regrets or **** leaks that might occur after using the product. xoxo joanne”

Entry #5 ( @Oriane)

  Reveal hidden contents

“Discover желтый, как спагетти the product that will make your skin shine !”

 

giphy.gif?cid=8fc3c8974379161b1959d6af6c 

What you want Lady Gaga🥂 What you want with Christina🥂
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Lazz Monster
Just now, Davian said:

The Sinner’s Prayer haters really think they’re the cool kids huh:triggered:

Well let me tell you, it’s not cool to hate on Sinner’s Prayer

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i don't hate SP, it's just the worst song still in

We're far from the Shallow now
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rumours

@Davian, I would have chosen yours (it was good), but you submitted a commercial about foundation and ice cream... which wasn't the assignment.

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