calmar 22,038 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, lost in limbo said: I love those songs but there was no way anyone would agree to that Plus the decisions had to be unanimous and there was no way I would let that happen and the winner of AS2 is... Stuck on F***in' You 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJudasGaga4 67,907 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, calmar said: The Cure; fan favorites. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Omg these suitcases I'm loving the audience interaction this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lost in limbo 6,035 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, calmar said: and the winner of AS2 is... Stuck on F***in' You listen I'd be more okay with that than Bad Romance or MJH winning this is the state of grace, this is the worthwhile fight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, DiamondKing said: I'm on vacation It can be as simple as a Headline of an article if you want. I'm not basing which are chosen on length per say, only on "cackle-ation" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,038 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, KatieJudasGaga4 said: I wish it wasn't true but it kind of is. I really dislike that song. 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectCure 4,755 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Dirty, that’s how y’all did Speechless Great job with picking the debuting entry though, Veteran Council Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,038 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, lost in limbo said: listen I'd be more okay with that than Bad Romance or MJH winning Well MJH won once... hopefully that won't happen again 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,548 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, rumours said: It can be as simple as a Headline of an article if you want. I'm not basing which are chosen on length per say, only on "cackle-ation" I was kidding But good to know I don't need to write a whole essay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Oh also, while we had a bigger budget for AS2 to where we could bring in 12 contestants... we only have a set amount of time for filming. So, we gotta get back on track if we don't wanna bankrupt ourselves. (#MoneyHoney) Therefore, since we ended up with the same amount of songs after this round, NEXT ROUND WILL FEATURE A DOUBLE ELIMINATION. You're welcome, Barbra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatieJudasGaga4 67,907 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, calmar said: I wish it wasn't true but it kind of is. I really dislike that song. The Cure is a fan favorite? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Per @Blue Madonna's request, here are everyone's jokes from Round 2. Note, some people either didn't vote or submitted rates without a joke: @Animal Claws – "I'm just a holy fool Oh, baby, it's so cruel But I'm still in love with jokes, baby" @PerfectCure - (Joke Hidden at User's Request) Spoiler “There were rumours that after Dancin’ In Circles everybody would say ‘Wow! I’m So Happy I Could Die!’, and after hearing this, Mary Jane Holland, a well known Gypsy with the manners of a Paper Gangsta decided that she should do it... on Venus! Right after, she grabbed a photo of Judas and started doing it but got mad when she realized that Paparazzi had been following her the whole time. ‘I am SPEECHLESS! You saw EVERYTHING?’ she asked them. ‘Well, there’s a bit of it stuck in your Hair...’ one of them replied. ‘Hear my Sinner’s Prayer and erase everything!’ Mary replied. ‘Actually... we were looking for that Bad Romance singer... you look like her so we won’t say it’s you, but the Rah Rah chick!’ a photographer told her. ‘In this case, it will be an Uncertainity Race until I get to you and break that camera down!’ she replied while running towards them. @DesertWolf - “Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony. Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy." Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy." Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier." At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy." @calmar – “Have you heard about the new girl Jay-Z is dating? I even heard he wants to make her his Feyoncé.” @DiamondKing – “Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake A Star Is Björn” @lost in limbo – “Nobody is as haunted as Cardi B. I mean, so many ghostwriters, you know girl can't be sleeping well.” @Jorget – “What do me and Mariah Carey have in common? - Neither of us know the words to any of her songs” @loathereality – “Plates say 'Mae-Li' drop the Marriage off” @Blue Madonna – “Why was XXXTentacion's first posthumous album called 'Skins'? Because that's what the worms have been eating off his body for the last year” @Davian – “Lotus is the greatest album of all time” @Kween – “Katy and her lawyer in the elevator on their way to the courtroom: Lawyer: Well, at least the weather’s nice… Katy: OMG THAT’S A GREAT LYRIC” @Glittertinks – “Lady Gaga speaks to her therapist. Therapist: "You should laugh more often!" Gaga: "But what should I do?" Therapist: "Maybe you should go and see a Circus, with some nice Clowns!" Gaga smiles a bit, sighing. Gaga: "But my fans are already the Clowns!" @Lazz Monster – “Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought it was a delivery service.” @theadamcreator – “The only thing skinnier than Mariah Carey is this fanbase’s patience for LG6.” @Oriane – “Ed tried to hit on Taylor Swift but she ran.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumours 45,521 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, KatieJudasGaga4 said: The Cure is a fan favorite? Lots of us fats can relate to the whale/dolphin sounds in the chorus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiamondKing 24,548 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, rumours said: @calmar – “Have you heard about the new girl Jay-Z is dating? I even heard he wants to make her his Feyoncé.” @Davian – “Lotus is the greatest album of all time” @Kween – “Katy and her lawyer in the elevator on their way to the courtroom: Lawyer: Well, at least the weather’s nice… Katy: OMG THAT’S A GREAT LYRIC” @Oriane – “Ed tried to hit on Taylor Swift but she ran.” These are hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calmar 22,038 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 1 minute ago, DiamondKing said: These are hilarious Apparently not funny enough 俺の勝利は揺るぎない Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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