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It's TIME to Plan For LG6's lead and how we promote it.


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From monsters placing flyers all over the streets and offering "favors" on Craiglist for a proof-of-purchase of Applause, to HSN stanning for the release of Cheek to Cheek, to soccer mom twitter accounts fake stanning Perfect Illusion....

Monsters have infamously used creative and sometimes hilarious tactics to get their queen's sales and publicity up.  And with that in mind, the question must be asked....what will the internet's most crafty and driven fanbase be motivated to do next? 

Y'all....it is in the air....things are bigger this time. We are, for the first time since 2013, not coming off a descending era, but an era that sent Gaga's star up again. And we must plan accordingly. 

I think we have the firepower in our social arsenal to do it. But we've got to #BattleForHerLife. Or her career's life, that is. 

No doubt Gaga's streaming power, celebrity, fashion moments, general public appreciation, and overall media support will inevitably put Gaga as the face of "New Music Friday" on Spotify the week the LG6 single appears. BUT, the fans have always had a special way of giving her that extra boost...that must have jolt....that ridiculous hype and sensationalism that made each single pivotal. 

It's her house. And its our rules. And we've got to play it that way. 

I created this thread, not as a joke, but as a serious incubator for little monsters to discuss concepts, ideas, and even funny social media tactics we can use to be prepared to make the LG6 Lead the comeback Gaga single we have craved since ARTPOP. 

 

Get. Creative. Monsters. 

 

Continue adding daily. The lead could come at any moment now. And if we keep pumping ideas....based on how I've seen things in the past go here...from the mainstreaming of Yaaas Gaga to propelling rumors so ridiculously they become part of our niche culture (#BARCODE we see you)....I believe one winning idea will come through...latch on....and we will all be united in blowing it and LG6 up. 

 

Time for work. The second wave is about to begin....will this be another mediocre hit for a few weeks...or will we give Gaga (and ourselves) the juggernaut the world deserves?

 

My first idea I'm throwing out there: Could we somehow craft Gaga is doing a Senate run against a MAJOR candidate and her lead single is her policy platform? 

OR-

Somehow use the fact Trump took responsibility for Gaga's career because she performed at his pageant that one time....and spin it into a story about how the song is her getting him back for saying that.

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darkchylde
1 minute ago, The13thNote said:

created this thread, not as a joke

difficult to agree tbh

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The13thNote
1 minute ago, Saint Jude said:

difficult to agree tbh

That's fine to think. But also think of some ideas. Your ideas CAN be funny...but they also need to be practical!

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Illuminati

Offer to suck **** on craigslist for a purchase of the single like in the old days

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dynamite

Promise them a free subscription to a random OnlyFans account with every LG6 purchase but don't tell them it's Madonna's :neyde:

Like a poem said by a neydy in red
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The13thNote
2 minutes ago, Illuminati said:

Offer to suck **** on craigslist for a purchase of the single like in the old days

Think of something more controversial. But good thinking.....playing on the past. But make it fashion.

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The13thNote
2 minutes ago, imitalian said:

Harassing radios to play it knowing interscope won't use payola:huntyga:

This is definitely a given. :huntyga:

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The13thNote
1 minute ago, dynamite said:

Promise them a free subscription to a random OnlyFans account with every LG6 purchase but don't tell them it's Madonna's :neyde:

That's funny. And Madonna's fans would yell about that. No such thing as bad press! 

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The13thNote
5 minutes ago, LeJudas said:

For every single purchase we can... IDK like give them a like in IG

Think stronger. But using technology is a smart start!

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Hardcore Porn

I wash your car for 20 minutes  of streaming and for 40 minutes I'll clean all your house. 

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Drin Lon

Create a mass appealing religion where streaming the single is like praying to God(Ga)?

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jprince99x
37 minutes ago, Illuminati said:

Offer to suck **** on craigslist for a purchase of the single like in the old days

Craigslist suspended their “personals” section. LG6 is CanCELLEDT

Let’s have some fun this beat is Sapokanikan
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