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ARTPOP could've been Gaga's best album but she screwed it...

First of all, nobody has to be mean when answering this topic, let's all make this website a sure place that guarantees freedom of speech. You have the right to discuss my opinion which may be unpopular but you can't touch my right to criticize saying that I'm an ungrateful fan and 'she already gave us too much' or 'I don't deserve her', ARTPOP is my second favorite album, but just like Born This Way, many things could have been changed to make both of them perfect. Criticism ain't there to belittle somebody's work when it's constructive.

The main problem of the album is that the vocals are cheap, she actually sounds like a robot in most of the tracks, and when it's not the case, the music and the noises are too loud to make the lyrics understandable, especially for non English native speakers.

Aura : what a good song, I really love this one. What did they do to her vocals actually ? Too much noise at the same time we can't even hear the lyrics properly.

Venus nothing to say about this one, I love it. She could've kept the Botticelli nude verse but this isn't important

G.U.Y : same as Venus, nothing special to say, her vocals could have sound a little bit more natural

Sexxx Dreams : too much noises, could've been a single. 

Jewels N' Drugs : could've been replaced with any scrapped song, I feel like they focused more on the beat than the lyrics, for me it's Gaga's worst song, not even a skip because it's a delete.

Manicure : well, here's my favorite, an underrated bop, she served vocals.

Do What U Want : not going to talk about this one actually.. everything has been said the past few hours. Delete. Replace with the solo version. 

ARTPOP well, um, the vocals... is this PetGa ? Is this Madonna ? I can't feel her voice ??? just listen to The Tonight Show live... These are vocals... it remains a lyrical masterpiece. Too bad.

Swine The noisiest song on the album.

Donatella Well, I think she just wanted to give Donatella a tribute she even forgot to put some efforts on the music, she just took a Zedd sound and put her vocals on. Gianni didn't get shot for that.

Fashion! Ethereaaaaaaaaaaaaaal! Love it, play it at my funeral. Could've kept the Fantastic, Freak, Chic, Slay. 

Mary Jane Holland : the demo >>>> Especially when she screams Cheap Gin.

Dope a nice song to play at a funeral.. what happened to I Wanna Be With You ?

Gypsy Too much noises, again.. needed a music video.

Applause should've gone #1... Why didn't you all make it #1, a Pop masterpiece, one of her greatest music videos, you let her flop so she gave you Joanne / Million Reasons visuals.

That's how I see a perfect version of ARTPOP :

1. The Stage Intro (https://picosong.com/wmKxa)

2. Applause

3. Venus

4. G.U.Y

5. Do What U Want (solo)

6. MANiCURE (https://youtu.be/XWrFnLoK7SI)

7. Sexxx Dreams (new vocals. less noise) 

8. ARTPOP (https://youtu.be/fDTstgbt1X8

9. Swine (new vocals. less noise) 

10. Fashion!

11. Mary Jane Holland (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gZSD_JgS2kYRQqrkoa5UGfoznvGuqrgd/view?usp=sharing)

12. I Wanna Be With You

13. Brooklyn Nights (new vocals + new instrumental)

14. Partynauseous (feat. Kendrick Lamar)

15. Gypsy

 

 

 

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Didymus

Was expecting a mess but actually... I can see it. Great tracklist. (Not sure about that ARTPOP - Swine - Fashion! - Mary Jane Holland transition though. I'd prefer ARTPOP - Fashion! and Swine - MJH.)

Agreed about the vocals. Same with BTW. Gaga sort of explained that and blamed it on Interscope but yeah. Good job :applause: 

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Tom Nook
5 minutes ago, warholastar said:

Swine The noisiest song on the album

But that’s what’s great about it :air:

Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah...
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Tom Nook
7 minutes ago, warholastar said:

she just took a DJWS sound and put her vocals on

*Zedd :ph34r:

 

Uh Red Wine... Convict... Gah Gah...
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1 minute ago, Didymus said:

Was expecting a mess but actually... I can see it. Great tracklist. (Not sure about that ARTPOP - Swine - Fashion! - Mary Jane Holland transition though. I'd prefer ARTPOP - Fashion! and Swine - MJH.)

Agreed about the vocals. Same with BTW. Gaga sort of explained that and blamed it on Interscope but yeah. Good job :applause: 

I always find it hard to sort sort the songs Idk how they even do that before they release the album :') 

I know for the vocals, this is too bad, Idek why did they do that.. like the woman has one of the greatest voice of the industry ! I still dream that one day she would remaster both ARTPOP and Born This Way to serve the real vocals that these masterpieces deserve !

I'm still happy that Joanne sounded different, or just actually sounded like her real voice ! That's because she's the boss and they won't use her voice anymore

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4 minutes ago, Gardevoir said:

But that’s what’s great about it :air:

Yeah ! I believe this song is amazing and underrated ! The noises make it even stronger ! she's like : I'm the rockstar.. it's just that there are too much songs with too much noises !! this song could've been more enjoyable if  it was the only noisy one !

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I don't really like RuPaul but I think that could have been a really fun feature for the album. I liked that at the Muppets show.

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I always find it funny how monsters like to brag about the fact that Gaga owns her art, that she’s an artist and blah blah but then they create threads like these lol. 

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