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Every song about birthdays is awful


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corvus albus
Just now, FentyGa said:

Well I don't listen to Chris's version, I listen to the album version
You may not like it but issa anthem to me1475535099-gagawyd.png

Chris Brown is ironically only the icing on the cake. The brain-destroying chorus with a beat that drills into your head like a migraine until your skull cracks plus the endless repetition of the word "cake" just makes it not just unlistenable but actual torture material. There's a reason why this song is pretty much erased from every music listening platform on this earth.

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Andreu
6 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

Did you ever listen to the lyrics? Things like:

"I know you wanna bite this"

"Remember how you did it?"

"Give it to her it in the worst way"

and the entirety of CHRIS BROWNS VERSE!
 

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"Girl I wanna **** you right now
Been a long time, I've been missing your body
Let me, let me turn the lights down
When I, when I go down, it's a private party
It's not even her birthday
But I wanna lick the icing off
Give it to her in the worst way
Can't wait to blow her candles out
I want that cake, cake cake

Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited
Don't try to hide it

I'mma make you my bitch

Cake, cake, cake
Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited
Don't try to hide it
I'mma make you my bitch

Doggy want the kitty
Give me a heart attack and throw it back
Now watch me get it
You know this but you the ****
Damn, girl you pretty
Blowing out your candles, now let me make a couple wishes"

 

Make this the most creepy, vile and disturbing "birthday" song of all time. It's probably even the worst.

Chris Brown sings the lyric: "Give it to her in the worst way" I close my case :fthis:

I pretend literally any other person on this planet sings it and I enjoy it

Sorry to disappoint you (it's not like I've bought or ever legally streamed it lmao

Ot: I agree, and I would go a step further: it's not music associated to birthday but music that associates to a specific day, incl Christmas songs.

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corvus albus
1 minute ago, Andreu said:

I pretend literally any other person on this planet sings it and I enjoy it

Sorry to disappoint you (it's not like I've bought or ever legally streamed it lmao

Ot: I agree, and I would go a step further: it's not music associated to birthday but music that associates to a specific day, incl Christmas songs.

Even the nicest couple in the world could sing this and I would still deem it as awful trash :huntyga:

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Reid LePage
30 minutes ago, corvus albus said:

Did you ever listen to the lyrics? Things like:

"I know you wanna bite this"

"Remember how you did it?"

"Give it to her it in the worst way"

and the entirety of CHRIS BROWNS VERSE!
 

  Hide contents

 

"Girl I wanna **** you right now
Been a long time, I've been missing your body
Let me, let me turn the lights down
When I, when I go down, it's a private party
It's not even her birthday
But I wanna lick the icing off
Give it to her in the worst way
Can't wait to blow her candles out
I want that cake, cake cake

Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited
Don't try to hide it

I'mma make you my bitch

Cake, cake, cake
Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited
Don't try to hide it
I'mma make you my bitch

Doggy want the kitty
Give me a heart attack and throw it back
Now watch me get it
You know this but you the ****
Damn, girl you pretty
Blowing out your candles, now let me make a couple wishes"

 

Make this the most creepy, vile and disturbing "birthday" song of all time. It's probably even the worst.

Chris Brown sings the lyric: "Give it to her in the worst way" I close my case :fthis:

people celebrate their birthday with hot sex give em a break xx

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Lies.mp3, Katy's Birthday is a Certified Bop™

If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating.
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StarlightSeiya

Katy's Birthday is a bop...wyd. Also Madonna's B-day song is solid. It literally was her best song on MDNA. 

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