giskardsb 12,565 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustTea 5,905 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Not their best song Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Just now, FentyGa said: Well I don't listen to Chris's version, I listen to the album version You may not like it but issa anthem to me Chris Brown is ironically only the icing on the cake. The brain-destroying chorus with a beat that drills into your head like a migraine until your skull cracks plus the endless repetition of the word "cake" just makes it not just unlistenable but actual torture material. There's a reason why this song is pretty much erased from every music listening platform on this earth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreu 37,216 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, corvus albus said: Did you ever listen to the lyrics? Things like: "I know you wanna bite this" "Remember how you did it?" "Give it to her it in the worst way" and the entirety of CHRIS BROWNS VERSE! Hide contents "Girl I wanna **** you right now Been a long time, I've been missing your body Let me, let me turn the lights down When I, when I go down, it's a private party It's not even her birthday But I wanna lick the icing off Give it to her in the worst way Can't wait to blow her candles out I want that cake, cake cake Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited Don't try to hide it I'mma make you my bitch Cake, cake, cake Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited Don't try to hide it I'mma make you my bitch Doggy want the kitty Give me a heart attack and throw it back Now watch me get it You know this but you the **** Damn, girl you pretty Blowing out your candles, now let me make a couple wishes" Make this the most creepy, vile and disturbing "birthday" song of all time. It's probably even the worst. Chris Brown sings the lyric: "Give it to her in the worst way" I close my case I pretend literally any other person on this planet sings it and I enjoy it Sorry to disappoint you (it's not like I've bought or ever legally streamed it lmao Ot: I agree, and I would go a step further: it's not music associated to birthday but music that associates to a specific day, incl Christmas songs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Andreu said: I pretend literally any other person on this planet sings it and I enjoy it Sorry to disappoint you (it's not like I've bought or ever legally streamed it lmao Ot: I agree, and I would go a step further: it's not music associated to birthday but music that associates to a specific day, incl Christmas songs. Even the nicest couple in the world could sing this and I would still deem it as awful trash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Oliver 22,101 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Because every birthday itself is awful Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bitch 10,513 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Birthday by Katy Perry is awesome Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder is a masterpiece drag me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimmo 80,690 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Not when this masterpiece exists!!!! Hottie Detector Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reid LePage 4,843 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 30 minutes ago, corvus albus said: Did you ever listen to the lyrics? Things like: "I know you wanna bite this" "Remember how you did it?" "Give it to her it in the worst way" and the entirety of CHRIS BROWNS VERSE! Hide contents "Girl I wanna **** you right now Been a long time, I've been missing your body Let me, let me turn the lights down When I, when I go down, it's a private party It's not even her birthday But I wanna lick the icing off Give it to her in the worst way Can't wait to blow her candles out I want that cake, cake cake Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited Don't try to hide it I'mma make you my bitch Cake, cake, cake Ooh baby I like it, it's so excited Don't try to hide it I'mma make you my bitch Doggy want the kitty Give me a heart attack and throw it back Now watch me get it You know this but you the **** Damn, girl you pretty Blowing out your candles, now let me make a couple wishes" Make this the most creepy, vile and disturbing "birthday" song of all time. It's probably even the worst. Chris Brown sings the lyric: "Give it to her in the worst way" I close my case people celebrate their birthday with hot sex give em a break xx Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fame Monster 4,223 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 JP Cooper’s Birthday is fine. Find your freedom in the music Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red 97,983 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Lies.mp3, Katy's Birthday is a Certified Bop™ If you see me posting like crazy, I'm either bored or procrastinating. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarlightSeiya 1,242 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Katy's Birthday is a bop...wyd. Also Madonna's B-day song is solid. It literally was her best song on MDNA. Bone Apple Tea bebe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvus albus 38,031 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 7 minutes ago, Hybrid Rose said: people celebrate their birthday with hot sex give em a break xx Do I have to remind you of what Chris Brown did to Rihanna? Spoiler for sensitive people: Don't open this spoiler! Spoiler https://imgur.com/gallery/QUyEJ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freud 5,664 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 The Birthday song for Huntys: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShockPop 7,747 Posted December 18, 2018 Share Posted December 18, 2018 Excuse me? Bart Simpson & Micheal Jackson beg to differ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Featured Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.