Fan Depletes Large Portion of College fund for Applause and ARTPOP

[Poissonche 12,365]

59 minutes ago, LaLa said:

yes, this website is satire lol! nobody spent $85,000 on singles 

THANK GOD.

56 minutes ago, Gardevoir said:

If we were wild enough to suck dic for applause/ARTPOP I’m pretty sure somebody would spend $85,000  

I constantly suck d!ck for free. I should raise my standards.

[Ryusei 61,110]

7 minutes ago, Gardevoir said:

 

LMAOOO Maybe PI would have charted higher with some more little BJsters  

[LeJudas 6,490]

Me buying all the tickets to enigma 

[LeJudas 6,490]

9 minutes ago, Poissonche said:

THANK GOD.

I constantly suck d!ck for free. I should raise my standards.

Hey don't judge my undying devotion to my supreme.

I spent my entire town's budget promoting ASIB and selling iTunes codes to the locals

[raragaga 8,119]

[moonsago 7,285]

All that money and it still didn’t go to nr. 1? Rude. 

[Gagas1Person 443]

The ARTPOP era was a meltdown for the fans

[Amen Fashion 1,145]

The last sentence got me ... and it didn’t even hit number 1 

[That J 12,166]

20 hours ago, Gardevoir said:

 

Now THIS really happened because I remember it and more than one "monster" was offering this ummmm deal.  

[That J 12,166]

Ok so I did research just to be totally sure. I'm from Alabama and I know of that county. Nobody by that name lived in that county during that time. 

In fact, the whole family doesnt exist in that timeframe. Plus you can tell by the "quotes" this is made up.

Finally I entered the website name and they dont call it BS for nothing.  It is a satire site much like the Onion.

So no. This never happened.